Thrax had this to say WTF?
DOSMAN had this to say And finally, a government one
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, the maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future." "I still don't get it" responded the Little Johnny. "Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better" said the dad. "Okay then...good night" said Little Jonny as he went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!!! Now I understand the government!! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of ****"
Geeky1 had this to say Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
CBDroege had this to say Did you hear about the Pirates of the Caribean Sequel?
They say it'll be Rated: Arrrrgghh!
CBDroege had this to say How much does Pirate Corn cost?
CBDroege had this to say So, a pirate walks into a bar with the steering wheel from his ship strapped to the front of his pants.
The hippy at the bar turns to him and notices, "Heeey maaan, you've got a giant wooden wheel on your fly!"
"Arrrgghhh!", said the pirate, "It's drivin' me nuts!!
CBDroege had this to say Captain Lucky Walks into a bar. He's got a hook on the end of each arm, a peg where each of his legs should be, a parrot on each shoulder, and a patch over both eyes. He walks up to the other pirats at the bar and says, "Aaarrrggghhh! I be twice the pirate that any of ye will ever be!"