NEVER SETTLE! Here's your chance to win Tomb Raider, DmC, Bioshock Infinite, and Crysis 3

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  • EMTEMT Seattle, WA Icrontian
    I went to the moon to get a profile badge. @primesuspect was with me.
    We landed and, much to our surprise, the bathroom was occupied.
    Well, "Fidgety falafels," we said! Worst trip ever!
    mertesnprimesuspect
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    Doesn't matter who won, it's fun as hell to do this.
    oni_delsCliff_ForsterTiberiusLazarusRyanFodder
  • fatcatfatcat Mizzou Icrontian
    edited March 2013
    I went to Indiana to make a 'Mind of @UPSLynx' video. @lincoln was with me.
    We drank beer and, much to our surprise, we got drunk.
    Well, "boner", we said. beardshatsbeershoespumpkinpiewhiskey!
    mertesnCliff_Forsterprimesuspect
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    edited March 2013
    I went to

    to get a

    .

    was with me. We

    and, much to our surprise,

    was

    .
    Well,
    "
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    we said.

    !
    GargGnomeQueenmidga
  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL Icrontian
    I went to Dixie Crossroads to get a lobster. @drasnor was with me.
    We indulged and, much to our surprise, @primesuspect was absent.
    "Well, Balls", we said. Let's send pictures!

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    mertesnGnomeQueenprimesuspect
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
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    mertesn
  • NiGHTSNiGHTS San Diego Icrontian
    I've come back and reread all the limericks countless times today, we need to do this more often. This is seriously the best thread on the damn site, even better than "Delete Me".
    Cliff_Forster
  • oni_delsoni_dels Drunk French Canadian Montréal, Québec. Icrontian
    I went to Arkham Prison to get a lunatic. Batman was with me.
    We fought and, much to our surprise, Joker was dead.
    "Well, bloody clown shoe", we said. Onomatopoeia was here!

    (totally based on Kevin Smith's Cacophony)
    mertesnCliff_Forsterprimesuspect
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian
    edited March 2013
    I went to Caustic Plains to get a win. @Basil was with me.
    We meched and, much to our surprise, @UPSLynx was turned into scrap.
    "Well, that's a teamkill", we said. I'm sorry eh.
    mertesnCliff_Forster
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
    edited March 2013
    I went to ICHQ to get a zebra print tutu. @Terremona was with me.
    We arrived and, much to our surprise, @Lincoln was teacupping.
    "Well, this is quite improper", we said. Teacups can be so naughty!
    mertesnCliff_ForsterPirateNinjaprimesuspect
  • I went to the toilet to get a sense of satisfaction. My pride was with me.
    We stepped in and, much to our surprise, @Tushon was sitting in an open stall.
    "Let's drop some bombs", we said. High fives pursued as the countryside lit afire.
    GnomeQueenmertesnCliff_Forsterprimesuspect
  • I went to (downtown) to get a (clown). (Charlie Brown) was with me.
    We (took a look up) and, much to our surprise, (bird) was (dick).
    "Well, (fuck that bird)", we said. Bird is dick.

    mertesnCliff_Forster
  • I went to greasy spoon to get a bowl of chili. @Primesuspect was with me.
    We farted and, much to our surprise, @Thrax was sniffing.
    Well, our shits sweet, we said. @Thrax bought it!

    Get it, he bought our shit..... LOL LOL LOL :D
    mertesnprimesuspect
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
    Can we please go back
    To such pleasing poetry
    As we loved before?
    Cliff_Forstermertesnoni_dels
  • WinfreyWinfrey waddafuh Missouri Icrontian
    I went to beach to get a gummy bear. Jimmy Stewart was with me.
    We galloped and, much to our suprise, Gary Busey was defenestrate
    "Well, Loch Ness Monsta!", we said. Gimme Tree Fiddy
    Cliff_ForstermertesnGnomeQueenprimesuspect
  • shwaipshwaip bluffin' with my muffin Icrontian
    Winfrey said:

    I went to beach to get a gummy bear. Jimmy Stewart was with me.
    We galloped and, much to our suprise, Gary Busey was defenestrate
    "Well, Loch Ness Monsta!", we said. Gimme Tree Fiddy

    it was about that time i noticed winfrey and jimmy stewart were actually a 500 foot tall creature from the mesopaleolithic era.
    GnomeQueenmertesn
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX Icrontian
    edited March 2013
    I went to the homie's to get a sample of George Bush. Snoop Lion was with me.
    We partook and, much to our surprise, I kept up with him and was still able to walk.
    Well, "We Cuzins Fo Rizzle, Bizzle Dizzle 'N Snoop L. I. O. Nizzle Fo Shizzle", we said. Smook Weed Erryday!

    -Digi
    EMTmertesnprimesuspect
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    These are a goddamned riot. I love you all so much

    Here's the list:

    Gargoyle
    CB
    EMT
    Fatcat
    CrazyJoe
    Oni
    Ilriyas
    Kwitko
    GnomeQueen
    PirateNinja
    TiberiusLazarus
    Cliff_Forster
    Shwaip
    Winfrey
    BobbyDigi

    Randomobbered:
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    And:
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    Which makes @EMT the winner! Congrats!
    PirateNinja
  • EMTEMT Seattle, WA Icrontian
    Thanks, obama Icrontic and AMD!
    Cliff_Forster
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
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  • shwaipshwaip bluffin' with my muffin Icrontian
    Jesus fuck ass dick I've been off by 1 in two of these bullshit draws
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX Icrontian
    edited March 2013
    Congrats to all the winners!

    Thanks AMD and Icrontic for the chance!

    -Digi
    oni_delsPirateNinja
  • Cliff_ForsterCliff_Forster Icrontian
    edited March 2013
    Thanks for allowing this middle aged man to be totally juvenile for a bit. It was fun. There should be an official limerick battle thread.
    mertesnGnomeQueen
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    As a side-note, after doing research it occurs to me that I'm probably out of my mind to even attempt such a project. image
    primesuspectStraight_ManRahnalH102
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    edited March 2013
    Due to an overwhelming number of entries after day one, rules are being modified. Just draw a picture of the game you want as it's described.
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX Icrontian
    In the future past the sky is white and the stars are black...



    -Digi
    Canti
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
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    What the shit this game
    Shaq is back he won't cut slack
    Zeppelin, fuckers.
    Cantiprimesuspect
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