Lets get punny

Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian ScoundrelIndianapolis, IN
The title explains it all let the puns fly!
I gave y'all the thread now pun with it.
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  • JBoogalooJBoogaloo This too shall pass... Alexandria, VA
    I'm really drawn to traditional animation :)
    Creeperbane2
  • AlexDeGruvenAlexDeGruven Wut? Meechigan
    I entered a joke contest and submitted 10 of my best puns.

    I was hoping I'd win but


    No pun in ten did.
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  • BandrikBandrik Elkhart, IN
    I had to quit my job at the napalm plant. I was too afraid I would just end up getting fired.
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  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff
    Did you hear about the guy who lost half his body in an accident?

    He's all right now.
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  • What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

    Nothing, they just waved.
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  • colacola part legend, part devil... all man Balls deep
    A guy walks into a bar, says "ow"
    Creeperbane2TheRedburn
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario
    What did one hat say to the other?

    I'll go on a head.
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  • Straight_ManStraight_Man Geeky, in my own way Naples, FL
    That is just punny!

    HaHa.
    Creeperbane2
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff
    Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller?

    It was a complete disaster.
    How do I pun?

    Creeperbane2
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN
    Ya hear about the fire at the shoe factory, 200 soles were lost!
  • RahnalH102RahnalH102 the Green Devout, Veteran Monster Hunter, Creature Enthusiast New Mexico
    The key to Thankgiving? Turkey.
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  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff
    edited July 2013
    This presented me with large quantities of lulz:

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    AlexDeGruvenCreeperbane2UrbanJediWill
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN
    Anyone ever read "Socialization" by Ineeda Life
  • RahnalH102RahnalH102 the Green Devout, Veteran Monster Hunter, Creature Enthusiast New Mexico
    Saw this at work today:

    Was looking through a "counter intelligence" section of a catalog. Robots now prep my food.
    Creeperbane2midgaErrorNullTurnip
  • lulufitzgeraldlulufitzgerald Milford, Ohio
    What was George Washington's favorite tree?

    The infantry!
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  • SnarkasmSnarkasm Madison, WI
    And where did Washington keep his armies?

    In his sleevies!
    Creeperbane2midgakimono54Straight_Man
  • lulufitzgeraldlulufitzgerald Milford, Ohio
    Why was the scarecrow promoted?

    He was outstanding in his field!
    sharkydartCreeperbane2
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN
    My car's door alarm just said "Your door is a jar....jar." I guess you could say it's on the Binks
    *glasses*
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    JBoogalooRahnalH102UrbanJediWill
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff
    edited July 2013
    When I was younger, we would visit my grandparents in Florida. I remember a place near their condo complex called Dew Drop Inn.
    midgaCreeperbane2RahnalH102ErrorNullTurnip
  • LincLinc Bard Detroit
    How do I pun?
    I admit it, I had to Google it because it doesn't make sense how Joe said it. The second line is just supposed to be "Disaster!" :P
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  • JBoogalooJBoogaloo This too shall pass... Alexandria, VA
    Did you hear about the antique store that exploded?
    It was a blast from the past.
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  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff
    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

    Fo' drizzle!
    Creeperbane2RahnalH102UrbanJediWill
  • lulufitzgeraldlulufitzgerald Milford, Ohio
    If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

    PILGRIMS!
    JBoogalooCreeperbane2
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN
    What do you call a game designed by a German madman, Mine Kraft
    RahnalH102
  • oni_delsoni_dels Drunk French Canadian Montréal, Québec.
    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

    Fo' drizzle!
    *Snoop Lion
  • oni_delsoni_dels Drunk French Canadian Montréal, Québec.
    did you guys see the movie Labyrinth?

    it's a-maze-ing
    elyxandra
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff
    edited July 2013
    I know people who have had sex while camping. It was in tents.

    --

    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces:

    "I’m looking for the man who shot my paw."

    --

    Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
    Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
    "I don't believe you," says Dolly.
    "It's true," exclaims Daisy, "no bull!"

    --

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    --

    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
    "But why," they asked, as they moved off.
    "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
    Creeperbane2UrbanJediWill
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