NFL Football 2013/14

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  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN
    Who cares, my Colts are still doing what they do best, Winning!
  • GnomeWizarddGnomeWizardd Member 4 Life Akron, PA
    and my bills are too! Dropping games they should win!
    UPSHitman
  • SnarkasmSnarkasm Madison, WI
    I guess I've been out of the loop a while, I didn't know a victory over the Texans was a celebration-worthy achievement. :P
    UPSHitman
  • TushonTushon I'm scared, Coach Alexandria, VA
    Not that I have any meaningful stake beyond hearing this stuff on my periphery, they actually got pretty good over the last few years. 10-6, 12-4 before this season.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston_Texans_seasons
  • ChoochChooch K-Pop authority™, Pho King Madison Heights, MI
  • JBoogalooJBoogaloo This too shall pass... Alexandria, VA
    edited November 2013
    http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/9936032/chicago-bears-fan-tasers-green-bay-packers-fan-wife

    You seriously can't make this stuff up.
    She laughed at the first two, didn't like the third (THAT was over the line) and then went on to say she didn't think that her husband would follow through with the bet. WTF?! This story was ridiculously hilarious ;D
  • Bills Suck
  • JBoogalooJBoogaloo This too shall pass... Alexandria, VA
    Bills Suck
    :screwy:

    You suck!

    Also, don't forget those picks fellas! Skins on tonight against the Vikings. If we lose this I'll be a sad, sad fan.
  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO
    It's 5 o'clock on a Monday eve
    The Tampa crowd shuffles in
    There are weak men standing next to me
    They must not be Schiano Man kin

    They say, "Greg can you show us a victory?
    We're not really sure how they go
    But we hear that they're fun
    And we'd like to get one
    Can you help us defeat our foes?"

    "Sing us a song you're the Schiano Man
    Sing us a song tonight
    Well we're all in the mood for a victory
    But you've got us losing alright"

    Now Mike in the booth is a friend of mine
    He'll send me my plays today
    And he's quick with a Screen, or a Quarterback Sneak
    But he thinks we'll lose anyway

    He says, "Greg, I believe this is killing me"
    As the Glazers stay silent and crass
    "Well, I'm sure that we could be a winning team
    If someone would fire your ass"

    Now Tynes is a Place Kicking novelist
    Whose injury gives me some strife
    I'm sure his direction, is towards disinfection
    I just wish that he'd shut up his wife

    And the Fullback is practicing politics
    As the linebackers hope for a trade
    Yes they're sharing a drink they call winlessness
    But it's better than MRSA

    "Sing us a song you're the Schiano Man
    Sing us a song tonight
    Well we're all in the mood for a victory
    But you've got us losing alright"

    It's a pretty good crowd for a crappy team
    And we'll probably lose yet again
    But it doesn't matter if the team is in tatters
    It just means they're not Schiano Men

    And the players sound like pansy girls
    And the sideline, it smells like fear
    And they sit on the bench and act like the French
    And say, "Greg, how are you still here?"

    "Sing us a song you're the Schiano Man
    Sing us a song tonight
    Well we're all in the mood for a victory
    But you've got us losing alright"
    Creeperbane2
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX
    No.

    Miami FTW.

    -Digi
    Creeperbane2
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN
    It's 5 o'clock on a Monday eve
    The Tampa crowd shuffles in
    There are weak men standing next to me
    They must not be Schiano Man kin

    They say, "Greg can you show us a victory?
    We're not really sure how they go
    But we hear that they're fun
    And we'd like to get one
    Can you help us defeat our foes?"

    "Sing us a song you're the Schiano Man
    Sing us a song tonight
    Well we're all in the mood for a victory
    But you've got us losing alright"

    Now Mike in the booth is a friend of mine
    He'll send me my plays today
    And he's quick with a Screen, or a Quarterback Sneak
    But he thinks we'll lose anyway

    He says, "Greg, I believe this is killing me"
    As the Glazers stay silent and crass
    "Well, I'm sure that we could be a winning team
    If someone would fire your ass"

    Now Tynes is a Place Kicking novelist
    Whose injury gives me some strife
    I'm sure his direction, is towards disinfection
    I just wish that he'd shut up his wife

    And the Fullback is practicing politics
    As the linebackers hope for a trade
    Yes they're sharing a drink they call winlessness
    But it's better than MRSA

    "Sing us a song you're the Schiano Man
    Sing us a song tonight
    Well we're all in the mood for a victory
    But you've got us losing alright"

    It's a pretty good crowd for a crappy team
    And we'll probably lose yet again
    But it doesn't matter if the team is in tatters
    It just means they're not Schiano Men

    And the players sound like pansy girls
    And the sideline, it smells like fear
    And they sit on the bench and act like the French
    And say, "Greg, how are you still here?"

    "Sing us a song you're the Schiano Man
    Sing us a song tonight
    Well we're all in the mood for a victory
    But you've got us losing alright"
    So much yes!
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN
    *Sees Colts score, clears throat*
    Excuse me, ehem... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON GUYS IT'S FUCKING SAINT LOUIS!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Thank you... *runs off to strangle small animals*
    Chooch
  • ChoochChooch K-Pop authority™, Pho King Madison Heights, MI
    edited November 2013
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    Lions are 6-3!!! All alone in the NFC North!!
  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL
    edited November 2013
    Crazy game in Baltimore. I thought we might have pulled it out after the Hail Mary to tie it up. Still the only AFC North team above .500 though.
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN
    Colts game final score:
    Pathetic!
  • WinfreyWinfrey waddafuh Missouri
    Hey look at that Chiefs stay undefeated, CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN
    Creeperbane2
  • 7 underdogs won today. what a beating for all of us this week on picks
    JBoogaloo
  • What the crap, Lions are on top of their division? Detroit, I don't even know you anymore.... I just... I think I need to leave Michigan. This isn't the state I was born in.
    Creeperbane2Choochtrooster89
  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO
    Chargers, you had one job, one simple job. This is why we aren't friends.
    Creeperbane2Chooch
  • shwaipshwaip bluffin' with my muffin
    Who cares, my Colts are still doing what they do best, Winning!
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    BobbyDigi
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN
    ">Who cares, my Colts are still doing what they do best, Winning!
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    primesuspect
  • csimoncsimon Acadiana
    edited November 2013
    Can't crappin' embed, sheesh. Anyway, #9 vs #9 - 49-17 slaughter.

    http://nfl.cpl.delvenetworks.com/player/carousel/huffington.html?channelId=de89a8aeb3e422bac4eb48567f10ebd0&channelListId&mediaId=a98934a2706249f4918682ad0d5c57e8

    Anyway who got MVP this game was it Sproles, Ingram?
  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO
    edited November 2013
    And in other news our top wide receiver just got arrested before the Broncos, a.k.a. most important, game. Yay! ='(
  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL
    Name for me the only NFL team in Florida to lose this weekend? Oh yea, that'd be the Dolphins!! Fins up indeed!!
    Creeperbane2ChoochJBoogaloo
  • JBoogalooJBoogaloo This too shall pass... Alexandria, VA
    Weekly reminder to get those picks in for tonight and this weekend!
  • shwaipshwaip bluffin' with my muffin
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  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN
    edited November 2013
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  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO
    The thing I would love to see most outside of a W: Chiefs first possession, Alex Smith launches a ball 30+ yards down field to Bowe / Avery who run it in for a touchdown and the Broncos fans who were going crazy up until this point sit in stunned silence. Camera cuts to either Smith or Reid with a cute little smirk on their respective face.
  • JBoogalooJBoogaloo This too shall pass... Alexandria, VA
    Fucking Skins...
  • shwaipshwaip bluffin' with my muffin
    such fake field goal.
    very fumble.
    so steelers win
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