I wanted a gaming poetry thread dammit!
ZealocktheGreat
SkyCaptain Captain of the Sky Icrontian
Rules be simple here.
Poems can have any form as long as someone would consider them a poem. If you post multiple poems separate them into different posts.
Titles not needed, but are encouraged.
Encouragement, and constructive INTELLIGENT criticism highly encouraged.
Must be about video games, or at least nerd culture.
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TF2
Spies they do frustrate me still
While friends close in for the kill
From the ground I dodge around
And the sniper blows my head off
Rage
I jump then duck then ju-damnit
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I jump then duck then jump again then do-damnit
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I jump then duck then jump again then dodge left and-damnit
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I jump then duck then jump again then dodge left and-damnit
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I jump then duck then jump again then dodge left and-damnit
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I jump then duck then jump again then dodge ri-Damnit
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I jump then duck then jump again then dod-Damnit!
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I jump then duck then jump agai-DAMNIT!
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I jump then ju-DAMNIT!
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I ju-DAMNIT!!!
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I jump then duck then jump again then dodge left and roll left then and finally land righ-DAMNIT!!!...
I-DAMNIT!!!
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DAMNIT!!!
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I grab my keys, start the car, head down to the store, and buy a new controller.
High School
I don’t care for the school pride
I cause Metroid Genocide
My grades they do fall
I hide in the hall
It’s my ass my mom will Ride
My experience with shooters
Look here now
Enemies I plow
A teabag here
A teabag there
And now a-FUCK!
Campers SUCK!
The Call of War
A warrior by other means
barbarian behind keys and screens
see my enemies driven before
hark the bloody call of war!
I fear not death I'll only respawn
and so begins again the blackened dawn
regardless the battlefield or game
all will learn to fear my name!
The four-legged friend
My mind brain is putty, my eyes are dry, yet somehow I can't say goodbye
I've been staring at your ass for hours, seen you scale great towers and get superpowers!
Your neck is nice and stretchy, your motives are very sketchy.
I've seen you smash, I've watched you kill, I've learned to dash and develop my skill.
Now its time to for me to go, I'm fully learned and I've become a pro.
Thanks Goat simulator!
An ode to Winterforge, my long fallen kingdom
Hail to Winterforge in glory your keep did stand
Hail to Winterforge finest kingom in all the land
Againtst Zombie and Creeper your walls prevailed
and skeletons could not assail
Thine glorious splendor
The citizens of thy village, lived rich and happy lives
there they lived safe with their children and wives
With noses big did they laugh and sing
and brought joy to their kings
the dual kings of Winterforge
Then one day came a terrible thing
a new adition did treason bring
they befrended us and gained our trust
delayed us from doing what we must
and none could see or foretell
what would happen next
They they attacked by cover of night
when none were there to in defence fight
they destroyed and leveled the land
countless vilagers perished by their hand
never forget
the treacherous swine
My kingdom is gone
and so ends my song
Hail to winterforge
Home of the strong!