Even though you're an idiot for not liking hockey, and your taste in pizza leaves much to be desired, I'll still wish you a happy birthday.
Raúl, I love you enough that I opened the character map and found the correct diacritic for your name. Happy birthday, duder.
Happy B-day, good sir.
Happy birthday, Sir!
Happy day of your birth.
Happy Birthday man, opened up google now on the phone to see your relatively unamused face (great pic, btw) staring at me with a "yay, it's my birthday. dammit." look.