KwitkoSheriff of Banning (Retired)By the thing near the stuff
edited July 2018
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!”
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Mt_GoatHead Cheezy KnobPflugerville (north of Austin)
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No matter how kind you think you are....
German children are kinder.
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What did the Trees wear to the lake?
-Digi
Courtesy @UPSLynx's dad:
This is wrong on so many levels
I can cut a log in half just by looking at it.
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I saw it with my own eyes.
Have you heard of the town Engagement, Ohio?
It's right between Dayton and Marion
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!”
When I ran track in High School. I was initially afraid of the hurdles.
But then I got over it.