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Afternoon Haikus

PirateNinjaPirateNinja I don't know how to not Icrontian

Write one during the work break. Why not?

"The Afternoon Crowning of Sir Browneye"

A complete emptying
Earth rises above water
A knight becomes king

BasilRahnalH102BuddyJKwitkotrooster89
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  • KarmaKarma Likes yoga Icrontian

    Most eloquent way of talking about taking a shit I've heard in a while.

    primesuspect
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! SoCal Icrontian

    Fellow employee?
    Question from a customer?
    Interrupting lunch.

    -Digi

  • AlexDeGruvenAlexDeGruven Not as tall as Bobby Tallbeer. Twilight Sparkle is overrated. Meechigan Icrontian

    I have the tired feels
    Time to Google for funny
    Doge it shall be, yes.

  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian

    So close

    Cleaning the kitchen
    Soon we close and leave this place
    Fucking customers

  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian

    In this chair I sit
    Man on my left bloviates
    Blah blah blah blah blah

  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian

    Lumbering Churchill.
    Heavy Ordinance rains high
    Playing with one hand

    BasilCreeperbane2RahnalH102UPSLynx
  • SignalSignal Icrontian

    Almost 4:30
    I think the clock may have stopped
    Is it time to go?

  • BasilBasil Nubcaek England Icrontian

    @PirateNinja said:
    "The Afternoon Crowning of Sir Browneye"

    A complete emptying
    Earth rises above water
    A knight becomes king

    A complete emptying
    The brown trout descends
    Dan arises renewed

    UPSLynx
  • RequitRequit That one guy Somewhere over there, I don't know Icrontian

    I'm here at my desk.
    There's another meeting soon.
    My God, make it stop.

  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian

    What a coincidence, I already wrote one today.

    Why the fuck is the heat on in my office when it's 90 degrees out: A haiku

    What the fuck here guys
    It's really fucking hot out
    Turn the heat off, fucks

  • SonorousSonorous F@H Fanatic Virginia Icrontian

    OnePlus One Broken
    I am trying to fix it
    Please pray for me guys

    GnomeQueen
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian

    OnePlus One Broke too
    Fell into the murky depths
    Cell radio dead

    RyderSonorous
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! SoCal Icrontian

    Today

    Free Subway for Lunch
    Try to stay focused before
    Holiday weekend

    Tomorrow

    DigiFam camping
    4 Digis in the wild
    This gunna be good

    -Digi

    PirateNinjaBasilRyder
  • BuddyJBuddyJ Dept. of Propaganda OKC Icrontian

    CSS rockstar
    passive agressive tweeting
    about my email

    :angry:

    RyderPirateNinja
  • SnarkasmSnarkasm Madison, WI Icrontian

    Mother visiting
    In-laws coming this weekend
    Pray for me more, guys

    RyderSonorousKwitkoRahnalH102
  • oni_delsoni_dels Drunk French Canadian Montréal, Québec. Icrontian

    Online for shits and giggles
    I love Icrontic
    It's snowing on mount fuji

    RahnalH102
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian

    Streak Short Range Missiles
    So goddamned easy it hurts
    play with a joystick

  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian

    OnePlus is dead
    Saddened that great phone is gone
    Moto X Pure next

    Sonorous
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon Baron von Puttenham California Icrontian
    edited Sep 2015

    Air, I can't recall
    Crimson spreads on white paper
    Goddamn bloody nose

    primesuspectardichoke
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! SoCal Icrontian

    Soon.

    Trade Show Season Comes
    "Have to" "Look Professional"
    Goodbye '15 Beard

    -Digi

    PirateNinjaRyderprimesuspect
  • RequitRequit That one guy Somewhere over there, I don't know Icrontian

    It's Friday, Friday,
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Now that's in your head.

    PirateNinjaoni_dels
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! SoCal Icrontian

    I said this in my head and then thought, "I should make a haiku." And when I counted, it already was.

    I don't wish to walk
    Anywhere at anytime
    in the near future

    -Digi

  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian

    Sunday Night Football
    Giants were living large. Then...
    Seven seconds... death.

  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian

    Tick tock tick tock tick
    My company makes watches
    Yet the clock moves slow

  • AlexDeGruvenAlexDeGruven Not as tall as Bobby Tallbeer. Twilight Sparkle is overrated. Meechigan Icrontian

    First I'll make a quick
    Trick brick stack, then I'll make a
    Quick trick block stack. SEUSS.

    PirateNinja
  • SnarkasmSnarkasm Madison, WI Icrontian

    Spent lots of time on
    Batch scripting today, proving
    XKCD right.

  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian

    Yay vacation time
    Gonna diablo it up
    WAIT, RUN AS ADMIN!?

    PirateNinja
  • ardichokeardichoke Icrontian

    Less than one day til
    Flight to Boston for weekend
    Would rather stay home

  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian

    1

    AmEx card number
    three, seven, two, etcetera
    Like I would do that

    2

    Mom, go on Skype, please
    "Okay, should I hang up phone?"
    Every time, you ask

    3

    When you call IT
    Don't call back twenty more times
    We're fucking busy

    BobbyDigi
  • SignalSignal Icrontian

    @Kwitko said:

    3

    When you call IT
    Don't call back twenty more times
    We're fucking busy

    Send me an email
    IM about the email
    10 ignore minutes added

    Kwitko
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