I've had tons of dreams that are so bizarre I can't possibly begin to explain them. But last night, I had a REALLY freaking weird dream, and since I remember it clearly, I'll share the experience.
I dreamt that I was hosting Motley Crue's website. They had a coloc server at the datacenter, in my rack, and I was there setting it up with Vince Neil (you know, Vince Neil from Motley Crue!). And then he was pissed because I had a big zit on my cheek. Then he offered to pop it. So he popped the zit on my cheek so that we could continue hosting Motley Crue's webserver...
What the hell is wrong with me?