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Nigerian Email Scammers SCAMMED

ketoketo Occupied. Or is it preoccupied? Icrontian
edited Jul 2006 in The Pub
OMG this has to be one of teh funyest of thee funneis. This guy responds back to the email scammers and sets them up, having them 'prove' their identities by holding up signs (some nsfw) and other props in their pictures. But by far the best part is reading the correspondence that flows back and forth, which really puts the pictures in context. Time consuming but freaking hilarious.

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  • ketoketo Occupied. Or is it preoccupied? Icrontian
    edited Oct 2004
    And another similar site

    Pure comedy gold. Some NSFW images again. :D
  • ClutchClutch North Carolina
    edited Oct 2004
    haha ;D great link Keto, that one about prince Joe was so funny. The photochops in there are great. Good sight for some laughs.
  • ZanthianZanthian Mitey Worrier Milford, OH Icrontian
    edited Oct 2004
    wow, that is hilarious! :thumbsup:
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited Oct 2004
    Outstanding contribution to the internet :D
  • JimboraeJimborae Newbury, Berks, UK New
    edited Oct 2004
    Revenge is sweet reading!! :)
  • ClutchClutch North Carolina
    edited Oct 2004
    I have already started on my career to scam the scammers. I started last night with the help of that site, and already have one guy on the hook :) This is going to be fun.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Oct 2004
    Document it here, clutch!
  • ClutchClutch North Carolina
    edited Oct 2004
    Document it here, clutch!

    Will do sir. I have already planted my new e-mail address christianbrother at gmail dot come on many guestbooks around the internet ( someone is out fishing for e-mails right now I bet ). I have also sent the scammers e-mails about some of the letters that have been posted on that site, as if they sent it to me. Now we just got to sit back and wait for someone to bite :D
  • ClutchClutch North Carolina
    edited Oct 2004
    Ok update time guys. This scammer that I'm talking to now has a mother dying of cancer ( how sad ) so she needs me to send her money and all that crap for her mother ( and you know I have LOTS of money to give right ;) ) well I told her that my name is Mike Hunt, say that out loud and see if you don't get it ;D so I told her to take a picture of herself with a sign that says...get this... "Eat Mike Hunt" haha this was my slogan at my Church for the Food drive we just did, so if she sends me the pic I will know she is for real :thumbsup: and I will send her thousands of dollars for her mom.

    I will be back with any more updates. AT this time I have about 10 scammers sending me e-mails every day, this is going to be a fun ride.
  • ClutchClutch North Carolina
    edited Oct 2004
    Another update. I have created a new character. He is a wealthy business man in the U.S. His name is Semen Spot. He runs and owns a hugh clothing company by the name of SemenWear. I have asked two of my newest scammers to send me a pic with them holding a sign of my new slogan for my company. My new slogan is "Cover me in semen" so I hope they send me some good pics.

    This is a real fun hobby, I get about 9 e-mails every day of scammers trying to give me millions and millions of dollars. So many scammers, so little time.
  • Access_DeniedAccess_Denied tennessee
    edited Oct 2004
    lmao, omg thats some funny sh*t
  • PressXPressX Working! New
    edited Oct 2004
    Like the site... funny and apt.

    Be careful Clutch... it goes without saying but don't give anything away about who/where you are :thumbsup:
  • ClutchClutch North Carolina
    edited Oct 2004
    Don't worry guys, they don't know anything about me. I even have my own private voicemail/fax number in Washington for them to call/fax me documents. If they leave me a voice mail I get it as a .wav attachment in my e-mail, and same thing for a fax. I got everything already setup to go.

    This is my newest e-mail from one of my scammers. You will enjoy this.
    Dear Frank Semen,

    I thank you very much for your reply.

    By tomorrow i try and snap another photo whic i will
    your slogan (COVER ME IN SEMEN) but i don't know when
    the picture will come out from the photographer,any
    time it comeout i will send it to you immediately.

    I want you to send me your phone numbers now so that i
    can call you and giving you some urgent informations
    at hands.

    I expecting to hear from you soon.

    Thanks

    Martin Kobarho.

    So as soon as I get my "cover me in semen" picture I will be sure to show you guys. And as always thanks for tuning in :)
  • JChretienJChretien Vancouver, BC, Canada
    edited Oct 2004
    LOL this is going to be hilarious ^^
  • ClutchClutch North Carolina
    edited Oct 2004
    Well this guy can't wait to get my money. I got this e-mail this morning.
    Dear Frank Semen,

    I just want informed you that i have just snap the
    picture but it will be ready on Wednesday so as soon
    as it is ready i will send it to you.

    So Please stop by Wednesday to see my picture. And if he doesn't come up with it Wed. then I'm going to give him a good slap.

    I also got 5 voicemails today in my private voicemail box in Washington, these guys sound like total tards on the phone, no wonder they have to scam people for a living. If I get a really good voicemail I will post it for you to download and listen to. Stop back Wed. for some good times folks :)
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Pokémaster, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited Oct 2004
    I love you Jeremy, and I want to have your babies. ;D
  • ClutchClutch North Carolina
    edited Oct 2004
    Thrax wrote:
    I love you Jeremy, and I want to have your babies. ;D


    ;D


    Just for you guys I'm going to start up a Mantouch bait for some lucky scammer, I still have some voicemails to listen to, and some e-mails to send out. But I will get a good story line together, and see if I can get some good mantouch baits going on ;)
  • ClutchClutch North Carolina
    edited Oct 2004
    IT'S HERE

    I am at work now, but I just got the picture as you are all waiting to see. Give me about 1 hour or so to get off of work and show you. This guy is such a champ, you will die laughing when you see it. I can hardly contain myself now, haha omg.
  • pseudonympseudonym Michigan Icrontian
    edited Oct 2004
    Bwahahahaha, I can't wait!!
  • floppybootstompfloppybootstomp Greenwich New
    edited Oct 2004
    This is good :D

    'Mike Hunt' ;D

    WTG Clutch :thumbsup:
  • ClutchClutch North Carolina
    edited Oct 2004
    I PRESENT TO YOU

    MY BI*CH

    semen.gif
  • McBainMcBain San Clemente, CA Icrontian
    edited Oct 2004
    Ah-ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhaa ****ING TITS!
  • floppybootstompfloppybootstomp Greenwich New
    edited Oct 2004
    laughingsmiley.gif
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Oct 2004
    omg clutch. totally priceless.....
  • PressXPressX Working! New
    edited Oct 2004
    :clap: :clap: :clap:
  • leishi85leishi85 Grand Rapids, MI Icrontian
    edited Oct 2004
    now clutch, we need a man touch one to OFFCIALLY represent S-M
  • pseudonympseudonym Michigan Icrontian
    edited Oct 2004
    :Pwned: :clap: :Pwned: :headbange :respect: :respect: :respect: :kneel:
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Pokémaster, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited Oct 2004
    Holy ****, clutch. ;D
  • entropyentropy Yah-Der-Hey (Wisconsin)
    edited Oct 2004
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
    ;D

    /me dies in fits of insane laughter
  • ClutchClutch North Carolina
    edited Oct 2004
    leishi85 wrote:
    now clutch, we need a man touch one to OFFCIALLY represent S-M

    I shall try my best to bring one home for the team. Let my mind wonder and I will come up with some crazy idea.
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