Seriously now, it's not going to eat itself after all. I found it under my car after work this morning. Mertesn told me to pillow case + river whatever that means. It's already been fed once which is enough for a whole lifetime right? It's also very friendly and I assume highly intelligent as the following was actually typed by the cat as it walked across my keyboard while making this thread.
I'm guessing that's kitten for, "Please adopt me and can has cheezburger?"