I hate this new facebook how do I log in?

chrisWhite · Feb 2010

Start here. Then hit the actual comments. Laugh, uncontrollably, and lose more faith in humanity.

Ivan · Feb 2010

Gargoyle · Feb 2010

Wow. I mean, I've been on web-autopilot before, but that's ridiculous. I'm actually looking for a word stronger than ridiculous, but the first Google result wasn't much help in the 0.6 seconds I spent looking at it.

CB · Feb 2010

Farcical? Absurd?

chrisWhite · Feb 2010

Unbelievable...

You facebook users make youtube comments look insightful!
I weep for humanity.

Never thought I'd agree with that.

UPSLynx · Feb 2010

It hurts my brain to read the first two pages of comments.

I truly love Faceback.I am able to talk to more then one person.

wtf is this bullshttttttttttt all about. can i get n plzzzzzzzzz

LIKED THE OLD FACEBOOK SING IN.............

Seams like all of the comets i read agree with me you people messed up royal i was enjoying facebook now i am thinking of getting rid of it all

OH NO! DON'T GET RID OF IT ALL!

NiGHTS · Feb 2010

This is so sad...

MJO · Feb 2010

Stupidity knows no bounds ;D

Kwitko · Feb 2010

I see it all the time at work. They'll type google.com into the address bar in order to go to msn.com. W... T... F?

CB · Feb 2010

I see students do it frequently. It's really more a statement to the saturation of Google, not of Facebook.

To many people Google is the internet.

Koreish · Feb 2010

It's a good thing I never had faith in humanity to begin with.

chrisWhite · Feb 2010

I almost always launch sites via Google Bing.

Leonardo · Feb 2010

To many people Google is the internet.

Just like AOL, circa 1995. I have an uncle who still thinks the Internet is next to useless without the guiding hand of AOL! (yes, he is elderly)

Snarkasm · Feb 2010

I... I don't... I can't... sweet Jesus.

I guess this is what happens when you release it from being for college students only and start putting applications and web games inside it.

Enverex · Feb 2010

I'd probably find that thread funnier if I didn't have to deal with that level of retardedness at work every day. When you tell someone to go do "domain.com" they immediately assume you mean "Type it into Google and click the first sponsored link" ARGH.

CB · Feb 2010

Enverex said:
I'd probably find that thread funnier if I didn't have to deal with that level of retardedness at work every day. When you tell someone to go do "domain.com" they immediately assume you mean "Type it into Google and click the first sponsored link" ARGH.

This is exactly what my students do. Unlike chrisWhite (hopefully), they don't even look at the results before clicking. I want to know who is teaching people to do this. Is this something they learn in highschool now?

Gargoyle · Feb 2010

Enverex said:
"Type it into Google and click the first sponsored link" ARGH.

And now I know how Google makes so much money.

Koreish · Feb 2010

Doesn't Google make like .10USD everytime someone clicks a link? Or has it gone up?

Clutch · Feb 2010

haha, I have lost all faith in humanity.

BobbyDigi · Feb 2010

Sigh,

-Bobby

chrisWhite · Feb 2010

CB said:
This is exactly what my students do. Unlike chrisWhite (hopefully), they don't even look at the results before clicking. I want to know who is teaching people to do this. Is this something they learn in highschool now?

My Googlefoo is pretty good, I didn't use to do that very often but with the unified search and URL bar in Chrome I just find myself typing in the name and hitting enter.

I can't think of the last time I clicked on a sponsored link though.

ardichoke · Feb 2010

Hey... don't diss the sponsored links, they're helpful sometimes! Really though, this would make my brain hurt if it weren't for the fact that I've seen worse.

Snarkasm · Feb 2010

My mom almost paid for Firefox one time because of this.

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