Fast
On Friday 7 October 2005, I'm going to fast. Not for religious reasons. I just feel bad lately, I feel sluggish and acidic from bad foods.
I'm going to consume no sustenance from the time I go to sleep on Thursday night, Until I wake on Saturday morning (when I will have a literal Breakfast). Hopefully, this will cleanse my system, and leave me healthier.
Who's with me on this? Anyone else thinks that they might benefit from a day of fasting, now is the time to do it. It's easier when friends do it together.
I'm going to consume no sustenance from the time I go to sleep on Thursday night, Until I wake on Saturday morning (when I will have a literal Breakfast). Hopefully, this will cleanse my system, and leave me healthier.
Who's with me on this? Anyone else thinks that they might benefit from a day of fasting, now is the time to do it. It's easier when friends do it together.
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I'm pretty sure fasting is not my thing. Have fun without me
i know some people who fast every time they run out of money!! lol
fasting is no fun.
It'll be a good test of my willpower. Assuming I find some to test
Food that falls in with wrong crowd, and begins a downward spiral of behavior that ends in a fatal shootout with the police in front of a downtown liquor store...
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A few weeks ago, I ate the equivalent of an entire pizza between lunch and dinner. That was the last straw for the balance of my system. I got severe heartburn that evening, and have been suffering from a mild acid pain ever since. I'd only rarely had heartburn before, so it was not a problem I expected.
I tried spending a few days eating only very mild foods, but to no avail, my balance was too far upset. I figure that it is time to purge the system completely. Empty it out, and flush it with water... That's what I would do to a food processing machine that was malfunctioning, I hope it works for me.
If nothing else, it will test my willpower and help me to appriciate what I have on every other day.
I'm glad that some of my friends have agreed to do it with me.
buy a bottle of generic fiber pills (the generic equivalent of Metamucil caplets)
take literally 40-50 of them before bed
Have a satisfying dump the next morning
do it again that afternoon (you've basically crammed the whole bottle in two days)
big time poop-o.... BIG time that night or the next morning. One time I did this and a fleshy, lined tube came out of me. I mean, seriously. It looked like a pork sausage with a clear, almost see through skin, filled with chunks of ... well, crap. It was about 12 inches long and just massive. I felt so clean. It's like a mucoid lining or something, I'm no doctor, but man it works.
I can't tell if Your joking or not...BUT THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT SM-BYTE, we'll call it the Pork sausage!
I'm with him!
Man, I bet you really tie up the bathroom for awhile. I did something similar with a bunch of laxative once. I ended up taking the logest **** of my life. Over an hour and a half of intense defecation. I'll never do that again. But I did feel much lighter after the stomach cramps subsided.
:shakehead TOO MUCH FRIGGING INFO BUSTER!
Exactly. I had a similar problem at one point in time (Only much worse from the sounds of things). I had been eating fast food for god knows how long and drinking FAR too much and one night I just about died from heartburn. After that the pain lasted for at least a month and it finally went away after I changed my diet completely. I rarely eat fast food now and I've really cut down on sugars etc. Also, added stress will not help this condition at all I've determined.
Basically, stop eating crap and start eating the good stuff. Work out, eat the good stuff and you'll be fine in a little while. I doubt fasting will help...... and I also don't think Prime's method is very healthy.... And whatever came out of you was probably a tapeworm that died from the fiber overdose. He sacrificed himself for you!!!
And your remedy for the issue sounds more new-wave and neo-hippy than logical.
But, enjoy your hunger.
As I said, I've tried modifying my diet over the last month or so, and it hasn't helped...
If this doesn't work, I might have to get on one of those acid pills, like Nexium, or whatever it's called, and I would hate to have to do that...
Your systenm should be able to compensate for one missed meal, and if it can't, that might be a sign of Diabetes... or wussieness... Either way, you want to catch it early...
Prime, in front of me is two slices of pizza I saved from last night. I was about to go to the microwave and heat them up to slimy perfection. Now, I don't know what I'm going to do with them, because I'm sure as hell not going to eat them.
read about it....learn it....live it.....poop it......
Oh my, I am dying now...