A moose once bit my sister.
Moving thread to 64 bit :rolleyes: general forum.
I can't help but feel it's more suited to 64-bit drivers. Moved. :shakehead
Originally Posted by bikerboy
ill give it a 8.5971235479 out of 10 just b/c there was nothing here to talk about but yet we made somehting up to talk about. good job guys
Originally posted by General Keebler
WAY out of line. Consider yourself banned! I'm reporting this thread.
I dont think i should be banned from this thread. Lets have a vote. say wether or not i should be banned or not. -bikerboy
What's your favourite animal to be bitten by? Mine's got to be a 40ft tall fictional gorilla.
How I got a free sandwich!
Sometime during the late '80's, my friend and I were drinking heavily on a Saturday night. At the time I had no drivers license due to a DUI and my friend did not either. We lived in a small town that had absolutely no public transportation, not even taxi's unless you counted the local law enforcement but they usually did not take you where you wanted to go. :rolleyes: To further complicate things we both lived with our parents who would not allow drinking and such to take place on their properties. So when no other friends were around for rides and such we would walk to the liquor store, pick our poison and walk around the neighborhood getting drunk till the wee hours of the morning, the local cops loved us. But I digress.
Back to the story. So we are pretty drunk and I am hungry so we go to the local 24 hour convenience store about a half mile away. When you're drunk it seems like ten miles away. At around 3AM we bound into this convenience store, just us and the clerk, I go scrounge something out of the cold case and my friend starts looking at magazines. By the time I find something to eat that hasn't expired my friend is already standing at the door.
As I am about to put my food on the counter my friend asks the clerk,
"So, have you ever been robbed, you know, like with a gun?"
Reasonable question I thought. The clerk apparently did not agree as he proceeded to turn red and blow his stack and started shouting repeatedly,
So deciding that I could not reason with this person, I did just that and left with my free sandwich.
Pointless story that seems would be at home in this thread! ;D
I don't think it made it into the Deal Depot yet...never know where it'll show up next though.
Back on topic; does anyone know the velocity of a laden swallow?
I totally pwned my keyboard today. Full mug of coffee... :mad:
-tk said I did it with "compunction".
Since i have to buy a new keyboard, this is getting moved to the deal depot.
OMFG!!! Is that pee pee wee wee??
Zero if VERY heavily laden, normal if not. Normal lading for a swallow is one worm, several bugs, at any one time....
Kwitko - it says "full mug of coffee"...
Which, speaking of, I could go for some coffee right now.