Winter Olympics (2014)



  • CBCB Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Der Millionendorf-
    Like EPIC.
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff
    I can't believe after all the homophobia and hate, they designed their men's bathroom like this:
    It's actually easier to root out the gays. You see, if the guy next to you sports a chubby, you know he's gay and you beat him up. And if both are gay, then you can lock the bathroom from the outside and gas the gays with pretty, pink Zyklon-B. It makes perfect sense.
  • shwaipshwaip bluffin' with my muffin
    edited February 2014
    Really looking forward to the behind the scenes coverage from sochi:
    “We have surveillance video from the hotels that shows people turn on the shower, direct the nozzle at the wall and then leave the room for the whole day,” he said. An aide then pulled a reporter away before Mr. Kozak could be questioned further on surveillance in hotel rooms. “We’re doing a tour of the media center,” the aide said.
    (from the Russian deputy PM)

    maybe that's what's causing this, though:

  • trooster89trooster89 Are you from London?
    Russian Olym-dicks?
  • I went to Sochi and all I got was a non-consensual starring role in a porn.
  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL
    It's pretty crazy all the issues that they are having and things still not finished construction wise. It's almost as if they didn't have seven years notice that the Olympics were coming... Oh wait...
  • trooster89trooster89 Are you from London?
    And on top of the shoddy construction, the soil there is complete crap, its all built in a flood plain and its a high seismic area.
  • LincLinc Bard Detroit
    I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
  • GnomeWizarddGnomeWizardd Member 4 Life Akron, PA
    They spent more than ALL the other Olympic Sites COMBINED!
  • trooster89trooster89 Are you from London?
    I guess you could say they're goin for broke?
  • edited February 2014
    Yesterday I saw a curling team picture so I decided to watch an Olympic curling match.

    Painfully boring.

    Esports > Scrubbing Ice
  • JBoogalooJBoogaloo This too shall pass... Alexandria, VA
    The Russians have been well known for building things for the aesthetics...the functionality of them, well that's a different story all together. The Rossiya hotel was a perfect example. I have heard stories from those that stayed in that "grand" hotel in the years is was operated. The function of that place was horrible and bartering between the guests (towels for soap, light bulbs for doorknobs, a comforter for pillows, etc...) is nothing new, lol!
  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO
    Oh man, I don't what's going to be the bigger shit show; this, or the Summer Olympics in Brazil. It's going to be fun to find out though.
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX

  • WinfreyWinfrey waddafuh Missouri
    ah yes, that wonderful burning sensation in your penis.
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth
  • NiGHTSNiGHTS San Diego
    Context: Wagner was extremely happy to have finished her program, was blowing kisses and waving at the camera. Almost an instant later she received scores that seemed to be lower than the performance would have suggested and was disgusted with the result.

    US still was able to advance to team finals, though.
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth
    The world vs Russia.
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX
    The world... except for the only network showing the games in America.
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff
    edited February 2014
    "Controversy in figure skating. Never saw that coming."
  • oni_delsoni_dels Drunk French Canadian Montréal, Québec.
    fun fact: googling "olympics" gives a nice little board with the medal given so far...
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth
    edited February 2014
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario
    I love the idea of that fridge so much, except for the fact that it's full of Molson Canadian one of the more popular microbrews would've been an awesome choice.
  • oni_delsoni_dels Drunk French Canadian Montréal, Québec.
    right now, Norway is first with Canada being second (in medals).

  • edited February 2014
    Canada gets 1.47 winter gold medals per million citizens.
    USA gets .27 winter gold medals per million citizens.

    You win this round, hat.

    For fun, the grand champion all time of Winter Olympics (Norway) gets 20.99 winter gold medals per million citizens.
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