OnePlus One Invite Contest - Over

KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired)By the thing near the stuff
edited September 2014 in The Pub

I have 2 OnePlus One invites to give out. They are for the 64GB model. To be eligible, you need to be a member for at least 6 months, with at least 10 good quality posts. If you meet those requirements, here's what you need to do: Write a haiku about why you want this phone. My two favorite will get the invites.

To help you out, here are the specs:
2.5GHz quad-core Qualcomm Snapdragon 801 SoC
3GB DDR3 RAM
5.5" 1080p HD screen
3100 mAh battery
Cynanogenmod 11S
Sexy as hell
@Thrax owns one, so it must be an awesome phone

Read all about it here.

Since the invites expire in 6 days, this contest will be closed Monday, September 22 at 10:00 PM EST (2200 hours)

Good luck!

primesuspectBasil
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Comments

  • mertesnmertesn I am Bobby Miller Yukon, OK
    edited September 2014

    Phone is not for me
    It is for @DeathJester‌ whose
    Galaxy S sucks

    primesuspect
  • Really want this phone
    Alas, it's not Ting compat
    I guess I can stop

    primesuspect
  • shwaipshwaip bluffin' with my muffin

    Need 10 quality posts? Guess I'm out.

    primesuspectardichoke
  • TushonTushon I'm scared, Coach Alexandria, VA

    Shwaip has no qual'ty
    Nexus 5 is still quite nice
    Maybe I'll take it

    primesuspect
  • JBoogalooJBoogaloo This too shall pass... Alexandria, VA

    Define "good quality"...

  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff

    @JBoogaloo said:
    Define "good quality"...

    The exact opposite of what I post.

    mertesnJBoogaloo
  • AlexDeGruvenAlexDeGruven Wut? Meechigan

    Haiku are stupid
    But OnePlus is a cool phone
    sadly, Verizon

    primesuspectardichoke
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff

    This is not going
    As well as I thought it would
    @Thrax come and save me

    primesuspect
  • drasnordrasnor Starship Operator Hawthorne, CA

    Phone keyboards are dead;
    time to embrace the future,
    might not be so bad.

    primesuspectTushonardichokeUPSKingpin
  • mertesnmertesn I am Bobby Miller Yukon, OK

    @Kwitko said:
    This is not going
    As well as I thought it would
    Thrax come and save me

    You ask for haiku.
    What did you expect? Handjob?
    Better look elsewhere.

    primesuspectardichokeTeramona
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff

    Handjob? No thank you.
    The Spanish Inquisition?
    No one expects that.

    ardichoke
  • mertesnmertesn I am Bobby Miller Yukon, OK

    I certainly did
    expect the inquisition.
    Bring the comfy chair!

    midga
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon Baron von Puttenham California
    edited September 2014

    Today outside work:
    "SURRENDER ALL TO JESUS!"
    ...Christ wants my Nexus?

    (not original content, so please don't use this one as an entry. Just thought you'd like it. :D)

    EDIT: punctuation

    mertesnmidga
  • midgamidga "There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi (> ^.(> O_o)>

    @UPSKingpin said:
    Twenty fourteen now
    Still rock Galaxy S2
    Save me from this hell

    Omfg.
    Hurry, somebody get this
    boy a Snapdragon.

    UPSKingpinUPSNateDog
  • SonorousSonorous F@H Fanatic Virginia
    edited September 2014

    OnePlus one hype phone
    Apple remains the king here
    Trolololol

  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX

    I am the alpha;
    the font of Icrontic Ones.
    Get on my level.

    midga
  • mertesnmertesn I am Bobby Miller Yukon, OK
    edited September 2014

    @Thrax said:
    I am the alpha;
    the font of Icrontic Ones.
    Get on my level.

    Your level is nice
    But I fear exhaustion from
    Digging that far down ;)

    ardichokemidga
  • shwaipshwaip bluffin' with my muffin

    Don't really need it
    Would be fun to tinker with
    applies to phone, dicks.

  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related
    edited September 2014

    Aliens instead
    Get away from her you bitch!
    Ripley is the best

    BasilUPSKingpin
  • UPSKingpinUPSKingpin Sir Elkhart, IN

    Spamming F5 now
    Did he mean 10 this morning?
    I sure hope I win

    CantiBasil
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff

    Sorry, I dun goofed
    Ten o'clock PM it ends
    I gave heart attack?

    UPSKingpin
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff
    edited September 2014

    If it's okay with everyone, I'll end this early. I think we all know who the winners are. Their haiku were outstanding.

    The winning invites, go to: ME AND @THRAX!!!!! YAY FOR US!!!!

    Just kidding. Y'all gonna have to wait until 10 tonight.

    One last thing before I give these out. If you're the lucky recipient, you must be 100% certain you are going to buy one. If you win and you're not sure, please tell me right away, so I can select an alternate recipient.

    UPSKingpinmidga
  • AlexDeGruvenAlexDeGruven Wut? Meechigan

    I don't want one. I just put mine in because whatever.

  • UPSKingpinUPSKingpin Sir Elkhart, IN

    @Kwitko said:
    Just kidding. Y'all gonna have to wait until 10 tonight.

    I HATE YOU.

    Basil
  • mertesnmertesn I am Bobby Miller Yukon, OK

    AM or PM
    Looks the same in Alaska
    Y U DO DIS SETH?

  • SnarkasmSnarkasm Madison, WI

    I want to hack one
    But I bet you, jerk, won't ship
    international.

    Basil
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff
    edited September 2014

    Don't blame me for that.
    OnePlus handles the shipping.
    Damn snarky bastard.

  • TushonTushon I'm scared, Coach Alexandria, VA

    I also don't particularly care, if that wasn't made clear in my haiku.

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