Your last post read as though it were taken from the mind of a yipping rat-dog nipping at the heels of its owner. Nevertheless, I will address your grievance utilizing the patience of a father teaching a young boy to ride a bicycle.
At a glance hostile, yes, but if one was to navigate his or her respective browser to the thread regarding books one has been reading recently, one would quickly learn that you are making a doubtlessly shabby attempt at reading a book entitled Blood Meridian, by Cormac McCarthy, and have been enjoying it quite well. It is a good choice, and whoever was kind enough to lend you that book must be quite the gentleman, indeed. But I digress.
Point being, my allusion was to the primary employ of the novel's protagonist: the scalping of native american tribes in Mexico. It was perhaps foolish of me to assume you contained the intellect to forge such a connection. Thus, I apologize for overwhelming your half-bit processor of a mind, and for offending your selectively sensitive sensibilities.
Furthermore, I have seen fit to recommend a new reading list for you, as Blood Meridian has likely sapped whatever will to intellectual stimulation you may surprisingly contain. For someone of your speed and inclination, try dipping into the works of Maurice Sendak, Stephenie Meyer, or even Danielle Steele. These would be about at the outer reaches of your aptitude. If you would like any help with the big words, please let me know.
If Grimnoc wasn't such a little wussie, I'd tell him to step it up. He's probably afriad that if he replies, he'll have to pay an extra $1.50 in electric billing for the power used while turning on his PC and making the post, before turning it off again.
I mean, he's a conservative dude, what better way to save the optimum amount of money than to not have a life at all?
Man Grimnoc just got sucker punched outta no where by Lynx.
This is true but if he weren't such a flaming puss then he would be defending himself instead of licking his wounds, I never, A man who starts a fight but doesnt follow thru!
If Grimnoc wasn't such a little wussie, I'd tell him to step it up. He's probably afriad that if he replies, he'll have to pay an extra $1.50 in electric billing for the power used while turning on his PC and making the post, before turning it off again.
I mean, he's a conservative dude, what better way to save the optimum amount of money than to not have a life at all?
Not only that, but he can't even start a duel properly. "I Demand Your Satisfaction"? What? That doesn't even make any sense. Any proper gentleman knows that the proper way to start a duel is to say simply "I demand satisfaction". You don't want them to be satisfied you fop! You are demanding that they satisfy you with redress of grievances. Now then sir, I demand satisfaction! Apologize to these goodly people for improperly starting a duel and leading your fellow man astray into your twisted world of follies and tomfoolery!
Not only that, but he can't even start a duel properly. "I Demand Your Satisfaction"? What? That doesn't even make any sense. Any proper gentleman knows that the proper way to start a duel is to say simply "I demand satisfaction". You don't want them to be satisfied you fop! You are demanding that they satisfy you with redress of grievances. Now then sir, I demand satisfaction! Apologize to these goodly people for improperly starting a duel and leading your fellow man astray into your twisted world of follies and tomfoolery!
Whew. I've been waiting for someone to come out and say the truth.
Not only that, but he can't even start a duel properly. "I Demand Your Satisfaction"? What? That doesn't even make any sense. Any proper gentleman knows that the proper way to start a duel is to say simply "I demand satisfaction". You don't want them to be satisfied you fop! You are demanding that they satisfy you with redress of grievances. Now then sir, I demand satisfaction! Apologize to these goodly people for improperly starting a duel and leading your fellow man astray into your twisted world of follies and tomfoolery!
I hate to say it but I think this is gramatically correct. By saying "I demand your satisfaction" you are implying that the individual already has some sort of satisfaction and by demanding it you are insisting that you take it from them. In other words, I will take your satisfaction, thus making them dissatisfied. If you were demanding that they were satisfied your should be spelt you're as in you are not your as in possesive.
Not really. Let's put it this way: I demand satisfaction gets met with tons of relevant links on the dueling subject matter. I demand your satisfaction is topped with... this Icrontic thread.
You don't care if it's HIS satisfaction; you demand satisfaction, as you've been wronged and require redress. You don't wish dissatisfaction upon the other party, you simply wish to have your wrongs righted.
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yea, sometimes I miss that bastard
Is that a challenge?
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Your last post read as though it were taken from the mind of a yipping rat-dog nipping at the heels of its owner. Nevertheless, I will address your grievance utilizing the patience of a father teaching a young boy to ride a bicycle.
At a glance hostile, yes, but if one was to navigate his or her respective browser to the thread regarding books one has been reading recently, one would quickly learn that you are making a doubtlessly shabby attempt at reading a book entitled Blood Meridian, by Cormac McCarthy, and have been enjoying it quite well. It is a good choice, and whoever was kind enough to lend you that book must be quite the gentleman, indeed. But I digress.
Point being, my allusion was to the primary employ of the novel's protagonist: the scalping of native american tribes in Mexico. It was perhaps foolish of me to assume you contained the intellect to forge such a connection. Thus, I apologize for overwhelming your half-bit processor of a mind, and for offending your selectively sensitive sensibilities.
Furthermore, I have seen fit to recommend a new reading list for you, as Blood Meridian has likely sapped whatever will to intellectual stimulation you may surprisingly contain. For someone of your speed and inclination, try dipping into the works of Maurice Sendak, Stephenie Meyer, or even Danielle Steele. These would be about at the outer reaches of your aptitude. If you would like any help with the big words, please let me know.
Your sincere mentor,
Chip Dapper.
Carry on, Sirs.
You go ahead and maintain radio silence as you lick your wounds and take days to formulate some lack-luster response.
I'll be waiting for you, wuss-pants.
If Grimnoc wasn't such a little wussie, I'd tell him to step it up. He's probably afriad that if he replies, he'll have to pay an extra $1.50 in electric billing for the power used while turning on his PC and making the post, before turning it off again.
I mean, he's a conservative dude, what better way to save the optimum amount of money than to not have a life at all?
This is true but if he weren't such a flaming puss then he would be defending himself instead of licking his wounds, I never, A man who starts a fight but doesnt follow thru!
Whew. I've been waiting for someone to come out and say the truth.
But, seriously?
Amen.
I hate to say it but I think this is gramatically correct. By saying "I demand your satisfaction" you are implying that the individual already has some sort of satisfaction and by demanding it you are insisting that you take it from them. In other words, I will take your satisfaction, thus making them dissatisfied. If you were demanding that they were satisfied your should be spelt you're as in you are not your as in possesive.
You don't care if it's HIS satisfaction; you demand satisfaction, as you've been wronged and require redress. You don't wish dissatisfaction upon the other party, you simply wish to have your wrongs righted.
As long as the endpoint is Grimnoc face down in the claret.
You need to come to an event, fine sir. An enemy of Grimnoc is a friend of mine.
"Allow me to hold your face under the putrescent waters of knowledge"?
THE MORE YOU KNOW.
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HAHAHAHA. OWNED SO FUCKING HARD.
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"everybody needs hugs big guy"
"nope. don't need 'em."
I love this clip.
There are three of us.