So a couple of Icrontians hadn't heard of the best comic book character ever to exist, apparently this guy is more obscure than I thought and totally deserves a mention here.
This is Snowflame, his special power is drug abuse; cocaine to be precise.
The more he uses the stronger he gets.
He also believes cocaine to be a deity and himself to be the living embodiment of its will.
His appearance was one of the stupidest pieces of sequential art in the world, so much so it came full circle and became completely awesome simply by his presence.
Just got this in an email from a friend, wish I knew the original website it's from cause this is hilarious.
Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science: (Gv)
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv) , has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons , which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass .
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium , an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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TrackMania has blown my mind before, but this ....
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Not obscure, still funny shit
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That is a nice truck you have there OH LORDY!
This is Snowflame, his special power is drug abuse; cocaine to be precise.
The more he uses the stronger he gets.
He also believes cocaine to be a deity and himself to be the living embodiment of its will.
His appearance was one of the stupidest pieces of sequential art in the world, so much so it came full circle and became completely awesome simply by his presence.
Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science: (Gv)
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet
known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv) , has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons , which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to
complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,
forming isodopes.
This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons
reach a critical
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
morass .
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium , an
element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has
half as many peons but twice as many morons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zP45sJcQepU
While what happens is freaking amazing, the announcer made it over the top awesome
-Digi
I wish I could find this as a gif without the text (it's from the new Ultimate Spiderman cartoon)