Lets get punny

in The Pub
The title explains it all let the puns fly!
I gave y'all the thread now pun with it.
I gave y'all the thread now pun with it.
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I was hoping I'd win but
No pun in ten did.
He's all right now.
It was a complete disaster.
Nothing, they just waved.
I'll go on a head.
HaHa.
Was looking through a "counter intelligence" section of a catalog. Robots now prep my food.
The infantry!
In his sleevies!
He was outstanding in his field!
*glasses*
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a blast from the past.
Fo' drizzle!
PILGRIMS!
it's a-maze-ing
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces:
"I’m looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true," exclaims Daisy, "no bull!"
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."