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• JBoogaloo This too shall pass... Alexandria, VA Icrontian

  July 2013

  I'm really drawn to traditional animation

  

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• AlexDeGruven Wut? Meechigan Icrontian

  July 2013

  I entered a joke contest and submitted 10 of my best puns.
  
  I was hoping I'd win but
  
  
  No pun in ten did.

  

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• Bandrik Elkhart, IN Icrontian

  July 2013

  I had to quit my job at the napalm plant. I was too afraid I would just end up getting fired.

  

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• Kwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian

  July 2013

  Did you hear about the guy who lost half his body in an accident?
  
  He's all right now.

  

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• CrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL Icrontian

  July 2013

  Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller?
  
  It was a complete disaster.

  

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• ardichoke Icrontian

  July 2013

  What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
  
  Nothing, they just waved.

  

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• Bandrik Elkhart, IN Icrontian

  July 2013

  

  

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• cola part legend, part devil... all man Balls deep Icrontian

  July 2013

  A guy walks into a bar, says "ow"

  

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• Ilriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian

  July 2013

  What did one hat say to the other?
  
  I'll go on a head.

  

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• Straight_Man Geeky, in my own way Naples, FL Icrontian

  July 2013

  That is just punny!
  
  HaHa.

  

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• Kwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian

  July 2013

  CrazyJoe said:

  Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller?
  
  It was a complete disaster.

  How do I pun?
  
  

  

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• Kwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian

  July 2013

  

  

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• Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian

  July 2013

  Ya hear about the fire at the shoe factory, 200 soles were lost!

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• RahnalH102 the Green Devout, Veteran Monster Hunter, Creature Enthusiast New Mexico Icrontian

  July 2013

  The key to Thankgiving? Turkey.

  

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• Kwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian

  July 2013 edited July 2013

  This presented me with large quantities of lulz:
  
  

  

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• Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian

  July 2013

  Anyone ever read "Socialization" by Ineeda Life

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• RahnalH102 the Green Devout, Veteran Monster Hunter, Creature Enthusiast New Mexico Icrontian

  July 2013

  Saw this at work today:
  
  Was looking through a "counter intelligence" section of a catalog. Robots now prep my food.

  

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• lulufitzgerald Milford, Ohio Icrontian

  July 2013

  What was George Washington's favorite tree?
  
  The infantry!

  

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• Snarkasm Madison, WI Icrontian

  July 2013

  And where did Washington keep his armies?
  
  In his sleevies!

  

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• lulufitzgerald Milford, Ohio Icrontian

  July 2013

  Why was the scarecrow promoted?
  
  He was outstanding in his field!

  

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• Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian

  July 2013

  My car's door alarm just said "Your door is a jar....jar." I guess you could say it's on the Binks
  *glasses*
  YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  

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• Kwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian

  July 2013 edited July 2013

  When I was younger, we would visit my grandparents in Florida. I remember a place near their condo complex called Dew Drop Inn.

  

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• Linc Bard Detroit, MI Icrontian

  July 2013

  Kwitko said:

  How do I pun?
  

  I admit it, I had to Google it because it doesn't make sense how Joe said it. The second line is just supposed to be "Disaster!" :P
  

  

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• JBoogaloo This too shall pass... Alexandria, VA Icrontian

  July 2013

  Did you hear about the antique store that exploded?
  It was a blast from the past.

  

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• Kwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian

  July 2013

  Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
  
  Fo' drizzle!

  

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• lulufitzgerald Milford, Ohio Icrontian

  July 2013

  If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
  
  PILGRIMS!

  

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• Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian

  July 2013

  What do you call a game designed by a German madman, Mine Kraft

  

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• oni_dels Drunk French Canadian Montréal, Québec. Icrontian

  July 2013

  Kwitko said:

  Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
  
  Fo' drizzle!

  *Snoop Lion

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• oni_dels Drunk French Canadian Montréal, Québec. Icrontian

  July 2013

  did you guys see the movie Labyrinth?
  
  it's a-maze-ing

  

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• Kwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian

  July 2013 edited July 2013

  I know people who have had sex while camping. It was in tents.
  
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  A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces:
  
  "I’m looking for the man who shot my paw."
  
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  Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
  Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
  "I don't believe you," says Dolly.
  "It's true," exclaims Daisy, "no bull!"
  
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  Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
  
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  A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
  "But why," they asked, as they moved off.
  "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

  

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