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Chivalry: The Tale of Waffle

IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy CanadianToronto, Ontario Icrontian
"GO DO THE DOORS, WAFFLE!" the Sovereign Knight yelled at the Man at Arms. Waffle grew up weak, always at the lowest end of his classes and military experiences. He always wanted to amount to something, -anything-, but with his beanpole arms, Waffle could hardly even lift a broad sword, let alone swing it. He spent his entire life being made fun of, yelled at, and looked down upon. And here, in what was supposed to be his finest hour, as he deployed to protect the King of the Mason Order as his sworn to death duty, he couldn't even go to the fucking doors. Dammit, Waffle.

Courtesy of yours truly, @UPSLynx, and of course Waffle.

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Comments

  • UPSLynxUPSLynx Top EA shill, The Dean of Computer Graphics Redwood City, CA Icrontian
    We witnessed the young Waffle in action tonight, and his ultimate and tragic demise. Remember Waffle.
    Ilriyas
  • SignalSignal Icrontian
    I have no idea what this about, but I am interested in reading more about young Waffle.
  • BasilBasil Nubcaek England Icrontian
    edited Aug 2013
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    I lol'd regardless
    CantiUPSLynxIlriyas
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian
    RIP WAFFLE you just wanted to be the best but when it came down to it your rickets ravaged arms couldn't hold up the damned doors.
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