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Thank you for your purchase of the Shorty MK 1.
With proper care he should give days of trouble free Lanning.
Care of Shorty tips.

After your Shorty MK 1 is delivered please check that all peripherals are included in the box, occasionally, the peripherals may be delivered separately. Take the time to read the manual and store away any items not needed immediately.
When your Shorty is first switched on, plenty of Tea for the first few hours followed by a light lunch is advisable to assist with the set up procedure.
After lunch, a little light gaming interspersed by the occasional Beer (or Larger) and nibble will help burn him in for the evening session.
After the evening meal and a cooling off period he will be all set up. Sit in front of a PC and start the game of choice. A steady supply of Beer will help but watch out, the Beer may have to be throttled back if he shows signs of lagging. Continue with this until you start seeing blue screens, these can be identified by error messages like 'what?' or 'I love you guys'. When these errors occur more than 40% of the time it is time to switch your Shorty off. Unplug from the PC and remove to a warm dry place. 'Tucking in' (see manual) will help, especially if done in a horizontal position. Kiss on forehead and allow to defrag overnight.
Following these simple instructions should allow your Shorty MK1 to function without problems however, if you need to RMA him simply deliver him (with ALL peripherals) to a local airport. Shorty MK1 has a homing device and will find his way back unaided.