Celebration of Shrinkage 2007
Yep, it's time for the
Lakeview Polar Bear Club annual Celebration of Shrinkage.
Saturday, February 17th, 2007, myself, Marc Monnin, and several other perfectly sane individuals will be taking a nice refreshing swim off the frigid, windy coast of Chicago, IL into sunny Lake Michigan in order to
raise money for a family in need.
As I've done for the last
two years, I will be selling my body as a billboard to raise money. I'd like to raise about $400 for the cause. I'd much rather suffer the embarrassment of having my rather, well let's face it... "stout" frame plastered all over the web than be faced with the staggering medical costs and emotional trauma of, say, Acute Myelogenous Leukemia. Every year I am reminded of how lucky I am to be healthy. How do I remind myself? By freezing my fecking balls off, while the world laughs at the ridiculous pictures, that's how.
Hey, we all have our ways of dealing with stuff
Anyways, if you want a personal message to be written on ME, the cost will be $30. You send me $30, and a message (brief, please!

) and I will write it on my body in black sharpie, and take lots of pictures for everyone to see.