routers are actually formed from ectoplasm and pixie dust. what you do, is you take a hub, and you dip it in liquified dragon scales, and that allows a paste to form, this paste will allow the machines to now have a direct connection with each other without echoing to other machines. next comes the ectoplasm and pixie dust, mix these components together in a beaker with a 2 to 1 ratio respectively. you should have sort of a pinkish colored goop. you next want to take this goop, and spread it out on a cookie sheet and bake it at 400 degrees for about an hour. what should be left is what looks like salt particles. take these and carefully sprinkle them into each port of your switch. and KAZAAM!!! DHCP, just how you like it . . .
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