gPhone outed as "Android"
When cellular progress goes "Boink."
The
EVIL RUMORPLEX has been in a tizzy over the last 8 months, pontificating about the second coming of the Almighty Google in a new market: Mobile phones. The gPhone was supposed to be an end-all, be-all solution for the billions of users being raked over the coals by their evil contractual overlords (The carriers).
Particularly in the United States, where the major mobile carriers smell of sulfur, sleep on beds of spikes and incite tears in small children in passing, the gPhone was to be salvation. This [was] the key to a new order. This code disk [meant] freedom.
Instead, the
gPhone platform now known as Android amounts to little more than a convenient API that marries a new OS with apps, backed by a pittance of second-rate mobile firms. Android tastes strongly of customization, has a fresh, licensey aroma that smells of openness-ness, which finishes in the faintest hint of disappointment.
See you at the boring end of 2008.