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DogDragon
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8 Mar 2008, 9:26am

New Drink

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
'Bartender, got any specials today?
Bartender answers, 'Yes, as a matter of fact we have
a new drink, invented by a gynecologist patron of ours.
It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka.
The guy asks, 'Good grief, what do you call that?'
The bartender replied, 'It's a 'Pabst Smir.'


On a side note: There should be a joke thread in the Brewery for
just bar jokes.
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FUNNAY!!!!!
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21 Mar 2008, 2:05pm
that was teh funny. nice one.
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26 Apr 2008, 2:59am
BA-ZING!
:-D :-D
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26 Apr 2008, 6:23am
i dont get it
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26 Apr 2008, 6:52am
Quoting Gate28
i dont get it
fail.
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26 Apr 2008, 10:51am
Oh god...That's just terrible.
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26 Apr 2008, 4:08pm
Quoting Your Amish Daddy
Oh god...That's just terrible.


But not as bad as this drink

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it,the more excited she gets,and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar --

A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits...
.... At two seconds the Baileys curdles
.... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.

This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says............


"Blow Job Revenge"
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