NiBiRu: Age of Secrets (Cheapskate Game Review)

LincLinc OwnerDetroit Icrontian
edited June 2007 in Science & Tech
CB Droege kicks off our new column "Cheapskate Game Reviews" with NiBiRu: Age of Secrets... which he promptly tears to pieces.
NiBiRu: Age of Secrets ($10) is a nice looking game. I’ll give it that. However, ‘nice looking’ is about all it has going for it.

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  • botheredbothered Manchester UK
    edited June 2007
    I have reviewed games like this. It's supprising how many games seem to be released without the developers actually ever playing the thing first.
    I believe you can use a shorter fuse if you get the bottle of chilli sauce and put a strategically placed dab on the rat first, this makes it run much faster. Obvious really.
  • DogSoldierDogSoldier The heart of radical Amish country..
    edited June 2007
    LMAO, excellent review.. Please, put up a disclaimer indicating you may laugh loud enough to wake the neighbours.. So DO NOT READ until after you are sure everybody is awake.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2007
    Brutal yet effective: I wouldn't touch this game with a ten foot pole :D

    Thanks for the advice, CB :p
  • GHoosdumGHoosdum Icrontian
    edited June 2007
    Hmm... Only and a half spudz. Since spudz is so ugly, less of them means a better review, right?

    In other news, this game should be available for sale on CB's Half.com account shortly. ;)
  • WingaWinga Mr South Africa Icrontian
    edited June 2007
    Cool review CB. rat entrails make for interesting gameplay ;)
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited June 2007
    Why's everyone always hatin' on the peaceful underground Nazi rats? :(
  • KeelhaulKeelhaul Göttingen, Germany
    edited June 2007
    Actually Nibiru got decent reviews in Europe.
  • CBCB Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Der Millionendorf- Icrontian
    edited June 2007
    Well, I've heard there is a lot less tolerance for Nazi rats in Europe, so that might account for their enjoyment of it :P
  • KeelhaulKeelhaul Göttingen, Germany
    edited June 2007
    Well, classic point & click adventure games have been having a renaissance here for a while now (even before the new Sam & Max episodes).
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