That looks like total madness but then again most events like that are completely insane. They really have to do it at a bigger venue if they're going to invite everyone who just happens to have a tech blog.
Need to pump @UPSLynx full of steroids, so he becomes "Bobby long-and-broad shadow" and he can just plow through the crowd, with all you guys behind him.
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Oh gods that shrimp bowl! Cover your shame damn it!