To Whom It May Concern (that's you!),
Are you ready for the best thing that you're going to do this year? Indeed, in ANY year? That's right, my friends. The rumors are true. The fabled IC tea party that's been whispered about around dinner tables, in dark corners, and in your bed at night... is finally happening, and it's happening in a city near you.*
This year at ICNY, I'm taking over a room at ICHQII, and I'm turning it in to a fairytale wasteland of tea and omnomables. Put your pinkies up, Ladies and Gentlemen; shit's about to get real.
All attendees will be asked to throw in $20 to cover food and supply costs, and I'll take care of the rest.
(*Provided you live near Detroit, Michigan.)
P.S. Also, mimosas.