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Lincoln
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23 Oct 2009, 3:40am

ICOK: The Laws of Beer Fridge

1. Contribute beer of same quantity and awesomeness as you drink.

2. Be courteous. Ask.

3. If it's special and just for you, tape your name on it.


Pro Tip: Friends don't let friends open an $8 bottle of beer when already blitzed. Especially if it isn't theirs.
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MAGIC
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23 Oct 2009, 3:45am
Seconded. Lucky for me i like beer as dark as mud and twice as bitter, so nobody else really likes it.
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23 Oct 2009, 3:47am


Mr. Boh is down wit it my Brotha!
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fatcat
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23 Oct 2009, 5:07am
Thrax, Magic, Keebs, Prag and myself have no problems beating your ass down if we catch ya drinking Boulevard or Bell's when ya brought Miller High Life to the party.

This is the Beer Fridge Law
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Koreish
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23 Oct 2009, 5:37am
Question. Why was I told to bring Boulevard to ICOK if fatcat is already doing so?
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fatcat
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23 Oct 2009, 6:40am
Quoting Koreish
Question. Why was I told to bring Boulevard to ICOK if fatcat is already doing so?
You were told to bring Tank 7 since you live in KC and can get it there at local pubs/resturants
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23 Oct 2009, 8:07am
The first rule of the Beer Fridge is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE BEER FRIDGE
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23 Oct 2009, 8:37am
Quoting Snarkasm
The first rule of the Beer Fridge is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE BEER FRIDGE
No. That's not right.
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UPSLynx
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23 Oct 2009, 8:42am
I don't get it Cliff, what's the pringles guy got to do with anything?



Beer fridge law! I was sad when a few of my boulevard and a special beer were drank during LAN, though that event is almost too chaotic to enforce such a thing.
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Thrax
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23 Oct 2009, 9:00am
Me too, Bobby, but with the power of a crowbar and the "Don't be a dick" master rule, beer order shall be enforced!
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poofie
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23 Oct 2009, 12:32pm
how is this applied to liquor?
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MAGIC
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23 Oct 2009, 1:58pm
We just need to RFID every beer, issue everyone a punch card and electronically lock the fridge. Then every night we can do audits on inventory and issue ass-kickings accordingly.
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23 Oct 2009, 2:20pm
Quoting MAGIC
We just need to RFID every beer, issue everyone a punch card and electronically lock the fridge. Then every night we can do audits on inventory and issue ass-kickings accordingly.
I'm on board with this plan.
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23 Oct 2009, 3:22pm
Quoting fatcat
Thrax, Magic, Keebs, Prag and myself have no problems beating your ass down if we catch ya drinking Boulevard or Bell's when ya brought PBR to the party.

This is the Beer Fridge Law
Fixed. Novac brings PBR.
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ardichoke
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23 Oct 2009, 4:09pm
Quoting poofie
how is this applied to liquor?
This.

I don't know about you, but I'm bringing the liquor that I'm going to drink and beer to keep people away from my liquor.
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23 Oct 2009, 4:14pm
Quoting poofie
how is this applied to liquor?
Same. Label it and ask if it's not yours.
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Annes
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23 Oct 2009, 4:20pm
Quoting MAGIC
Seconded. Lucky for me i like beer as dark as mud and twice as bitter, so nobody else really likes it.
I know who's stash I'll be taking from!

When's the run to that awesome beer joint we found during LAN?
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23 Oct 2009, 4:30pm
Quoting Annes

When's the run to that awesome beer joint we found during LAN?
oemgeeee beergasm
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Lincoln
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23 Oct 2009, 4:44pm
Quoting UPSLynx
and a special beer were drank during LAN
4. Drinking someone else's "single" from a specialty beer store is 3 dick punches.
Quoting poofie
how is this applied to liquor?
Same rules!
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Lincoln
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23 Oct 2009, 4:50pm
Quoting jared
Novac brings PBR.
True, but he also sticks to what he brings (and leaves far more than he drinks). We still have Novac-donated Guinness in the fridge.
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Lincoln
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23 Oct 2009, 4:52pm
Quoting Annes
When's the run to that awesome beer joint we found during LAN?
5pm nightly?
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Koreish
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23 Oct 2009, 4:58pm
5AM morningly?
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23 Oct 2009, 10:26pm
Quoting MAGIC
We just need to RFID every beer, issue everyone a punch card and electronically lock the fridge. Then every night we can do audits on inventory and issue ass-kickings accordingly.
or you and I Andrew can just punch bitches.... for lulz

Simply put, if you don't want someone drinking your alcohol, beer or liquor, label it.

BUT, sharing is caring, so don't be a total douche either.

AND BRING EXTRA FOR MATT AND BRIAN, or they get first dick|box punches.
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GHoosdum
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23 Oct 2009, 10:44pm
Shouldn't the punishments be meted out by the Spanish Inquisition?
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fatcat
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23 Oct 2009, 11:04pm
Quoting GHoosdum
Shouldn't the punishments be meted out by the Spanish Inquisition?
Jokke took the Spanish Inquisition to Norway to kill a polar bear and bring it to EPIC'10
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23 Oct 2009, 11:30pm
Quoting fatcat
Jokke took the Spanish Inquisition to Norway to kill a polar bear and bring it to EPIC'10
The Spanish Inquisition is alive and well at ICHQ, ask Wags, Magic, GQ and Psuedo.
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UPSLynx
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24 Oct 2009, 6:18am
Quoting fatcat
Jokke took the Spanish Inquisition to Norway to kill a polar bear and bring it to EPIC'10
Bullcrap.

Jokke doesn't need the Spanish Inquisition to kill a polar bear. He can do that with his hands.
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pseudonym
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25 Oct 2009, 7:37pm
My rear hurts.

/isn't going to drink your uppity pinky raising beer.
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chrisWhite
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28 Oct 2009, 6:51pm
So basically it comes down to 'don't be a dick, even when drunk.'

Sounds perfect.
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poofie
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28 Oct 2009, 6:55pm
5. don't leave deli meat in the beer fridge.
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fatcat
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28 Oct 2009, 7:11pm
Quoting poofie
5. don't leave deli meat in the beer fridge.
or bread or green goo
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28 Oct 2009, 7:45pm
No chilled absinthe then?
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FDS
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28 Oct 2009, 8:19pm
i have stocked beer fridge #2 with the orders of boulevard. each is duct taped and labeled accordingly

peace
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pseudonym
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28 Oct 2009, 11:36pm
You don't chill the absinthe! You pour chilled water INTO the absinthe..... from the tap.... over an ice cube.... on a cheese grater.... on top of the glass.

/ghettoabsinthe
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chrisWhite
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29 Oct 2009, 1:03am
I was kidding, it was just what I thought of when I saw "green goo." I'd no sunner drink a Coors Light then absinthe out of a fridge.

(<--snoody jerk)
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