ICOK: The Laws of Beer Fridge

LincLinc OwnerDetroit Icrontian
edited October 2009 in Community
1. Contribute beer of same quantity and awesomeness as you drink.

2. Be courteous. Ask.

3. If it's special and just for you, tape your name on it.


Pro Tip: Friends don't let friends open an $8 bottle of beer when already blitzed. Especially if it isn't theirs. :eek3:
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  • MAGICMAGIC Doot Doot Furniture City, Michigan Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    Seconded. Lucky for me i like beer as dark as mud and twice as bitter, so nobody else really likes it.
  • Cliff_ForsterCliff_Forster Icrontian
    edited October 2009
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    Mr. Boh is down wit it my Brotha!
  • fatcatfatcat Mizzou Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    Thrax, Magic, Keebs, Prag and myself have no problems beating your ass down if we catch ya drinking Boulevard or Bell's when ya brought Miller High Life to the party.

    This is the Beer Fridge Law
  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    Question. Why was I told to bring Boulevard to ICOK if fatcat is already doing so?
  • fatcatfatcat Mizzou Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    Koreish wrote:
    Question. Why was I told to bring Boulevard to ICOK if fatcat is already doing so?

    You were told to bring Tank 7 since you live in KC and can get it there at local pubs/resturants
  • SnarkasmSnarkasm Madison, WI Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    The first rule of the Beer Fridge is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE BEER FRIDGE
  • TiberiusLazarusTiberiusLazarus Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    Snarkasm wrote:
    The first rule of the Beer Fridge is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE BEER FRIDGE

    No. That's not right.
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    I don't get it Cliff, what's the pringles guy got to do with anything?

    ;D

    Beer fridge law! I was sad when a few of my boulevard and a special beer were drank during LAN, though that event is almost too chaotic to enforce such a thing.
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    Me too, Bobby, but with the power of a crowbar and the "Don't be a dick" master rule, beer order shall be enforced!
  • poofiepoofie Baltimore, MD Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    how is this applied to liquor?
  • MAGICMAGIC Doot Doot Furniture City, Michigan Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    We just need to RFID every beer, issue everyone a punch card and electronically lock the fridge. Then every night we can do audits on inventory and issue ass-kickings accordingly.
  • pragtasticpragtastic Alexandria, VA Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    MAGIC wrote:
    We just need to RFID every beer, issue everyone a punch card and electronically lock the fridge. Then every night we can do audits on inventory and issue ass-kickings accordingly.

    I'm on board with this plan.
  • jaredjared College Station, TX Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    fatcat wrote:
    Thrax, Magic, Keebs, Prag and myself have no problems beating your ass down if we catch ya drinking Boulevard or Bell's when ya brought PBR to the party.

    This is the Beer Fridge Law

    Fixed. Novac brings PBR.
  • ardichokeardichoke Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    poofie wrote:
    how is this applied to liquor?
    This.

    I don't know about you, but I'm bringing the liquor that I'm going to drink and beer to keep people away from my liquor.
  • mertesnmertesn I am Bobby Miller Yukon, OK Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    poofie wrote:
    how is this applied to liquor?
    Same. Label it and ask if it's not yours.
  • AnnesAnnes Tripped Up by Libidos and Hubris Alexandria, VA Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    MAGIC wrote:
    Seconded. Lucky for me i like beer as dark as mud and twice as bitter, so nobody else really likes it.

    I know who's stash I'll be taking from! :bigggrin:

    When's the run to that awesome beer joint we found during LAN?
  • pragtasticpragtastic Alexandria, VA Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    Annes wrote:

    When's the run to that awesome beer joint we found during LAN?

    oemgeeee beergasm
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    UPSLynx wrote:
    and a special beer were drank during LAN
    4. Drinking someone else's "single" from a specialty beer store is 3 dick punches.
    poofie wrote:
    how is this applied to liquor?
    Same rules! :)
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    jared wrote:
    Novac brings PBR.
    True, but he also sticks to what he brings (and leaves far more than he drinks). We still have Novac-donated Guinness in the fridge.
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    Annes wrote:
    When's the run to that awesome beer joint we found during LAN?
    5pm nightly? :D
  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    5AM morningly?
  • fatcatfatcat Mizzou Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    MAGIC wrote:
    We just need to RFID every beer, issue everyone a punch card and electronically lock the fridge. Then every night we can do audits on inventory and issue ass-kickings accordingly.

    or you and I Andrew can just punch bitches.... for lulz

    Simply put, if you don't want someone drinking your alcohol, beer or liquor, label it.

    BUT, sharing is caring, so don't be a total douche either.

    AND BRING EXTRA FOR MATT AND BRIAN, or they get first dick|box punches.
  • GHoosdumGHoosdum Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    Shouldn't the punishments be meted out by the Spanish Inquisition?
  • fatcatfatcat Mizzou Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    GHoosdum wrote:
    Shouldn't the punishments be meted out by the Spanish Inquisition?

    Jokke took the Spanish Inquisition to Norway to kill a polar bear and bring it to EPIC'10
  • RyderRyder Kalamazoo, Mi Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    fatcat wrote:
    Jokke took the Spanish Inquisition to Norway to kill a polar bear and bring it to EPIC'10
    The Spanish Inquisition is alive and well at ICHQ, ask Wags, Magic, GQ and Psuedo.
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    fatcat wrote:
    Jokke took the Spanish Inquisition to Norway to kill a polar bear and bring it to EPIC'10

    Bullcrap.

    Jokke doesn't need the Spanish Inquisition to kill a polar bear. He can do that with his hands.
  • pseudonympseudonym Michigan Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    My rear hurts.

    /isn't going to drink your uppity pinky raising beer.
  • chrisWhitechrisWhite Littleton, CO
    edited October 2009
    So basically it comes down to 'don't be a dick, even when drunk.'

    Sounds perfect.
  • poofiepoofie Baltimore, MD Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    5. don't leave deli meat in the beer fridge.
  • fatcatfatcat Mizzou Icrontian
    edited October 2009
    poofie wrote:
    5. don't leave deli meat in the beer fridge.

    or bread or green goo
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