Sponsor a spot on primesuspect's plentiful paunch
As you may or may not know, I am a rotund fellow... In the jolliest sense, of course. I happen to have a relatively large, round belly.
As you also may or may not know, I am going to be
diving into freezing Lake Michigan this coming Saturday. I am doing this for two reasons. The first is altruistic. Yes, I like to help those who need it. The second is pure selfishness. I have always wanted to do this, and I want to prove WHAT A MAN I AM
I am here now to announce that you can buy a precious spot of real estate on my BELLY to show the world how cool you are. For the low, low price of $25, you can buy yourself a spot on my gut. I will write your name, or a message of your choosing (space permitting), in black sharpie marker, somewhere on my chest or belly, and make sure to get plenty of photos for everyone to see. The money will of course go directly to the
Lakeview Polar Bear Club for the cause of the year.
So come on, dip into that wallet, buy a piece of internet history, and buy yourself endless laughs as you see just what a fool I will make of myself to help this lady who so desperately needs it.
PM me with donation info.
Source: short-media.com
Of course, I will have to donate and have my name placed on the Brian Billboard....
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