Sponsor a spot on primesuspect's plentiful paunch

primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' BoopinDetroit, MI Icrontian
edited July 2010 in Science & Tech
As you may or may not know, I am a rotund fellow... In the jolliest sense, of course. I happen to have a relatively large, round belly.

As you also may or may not know, I am going to be diving into freezing Lake Michigan this coming Saturday. I am doing this for two reasons. The first is altruistic. Yes, I like to help those who need it. The second is pure selfishness. I have always wanted to do this, and I want to prove WHAT A MAN I AM :rarr:

I am here now to announce that you can buy a precious spot of real estate on my BELLY to show the world how cool you are. For the low, low price of $25, you can buy yourself a spot on my gut. I will write your name, or a message of your choosing (space permitting), in black sharpie marker, somewhere on my chest or belly, and make sure to get plenty of photos for everyone to see. The money will of course go directly to the Lakeview Polar Bear Club for the cause of the year.

So come on, dip into that wallet, buy a piece of internet history, and buy yourself endless laughs as you see just what a fool I will make of myself to help this lady who so desperately needs it.

PM me with donation info. :)

Source: short-media.com

Comments

  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited January 2005
    You are nuts but you get my $25 :cool:
  • mmonninmmonnin Centreville, VA
    edited January 2005
    woot, Brian is coming with me.

    Anyone else that wants to come along can contact me here.
  • QCHQCH Ancient Guru Chicago Area - USA Icrontian
    edited January 2005
    You guys are going to be in Chicago? I may REALLY have to stop by to see this.... ;D Of course, I will have to donate and have my name placed on the Brian Billboard....
  • pseudonympseudonym Michigan Icrontian
    edited January 2005
    I so want in on this deal!! Please tell me theres space left because I want something on there!!
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    edited January 2005
    I want in!!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited January 2005
    PM me, pseudo. There's space... It's a huge canvas, my friend. :wtf:
  • TheLostSwedeTheLostSwede Trondheim, Norway Icrontian
    edited January 2005
    I'd love to chime in into the water, but then it wouldn't be any water left i'm afraid.
  • tcithtcith Sydney, Australia Member
    edited January 2005
    I'll think of you when I am next having a swim

    I am a member of the Bondi Icebergs we swim in the winter months here in Sydney (and in summer)
    but the only difference is that we have to add ice to the water as you can pretty much swim all year round in Sydney without too much "shrinkage"
  • mmonninmmonnin Centreville, VA
    edited January 2005
    Hehe well the water is starting to freeze over so its plenty cold.

    QCH: We may have to get in touch again. We might have some free time after the dive where we can meet up. Or better yet, you can jump in as well.

    pseudo: There is always room on my chest as well but I dont think Brian will run out.;)
  • QCHQCH Ancient Guru Chicago Area - USA Icrontian
    edited January 2005
    ROAD TRIP!!!!! We'll it's only 60 miles from my house. What are the details for the event... start time, I know that its at the Oak Street Beach.... I know that the event (in the water) only lasts a few minutes...

    BTW Brian.... I'm in for $50 for advertising space on the "Brian Bilboard" system. :thumbsup:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited January 2005
    Send me the message(s) you wish to have inscribed, o charitable one :D
  • mmonninmmonnin Centreville, VA
    edited January 2005
    He wants everyone at his apartment at 11 and wants to make the dive at Noon on Saturday. So if you want to meet us at the beach or something.
  • QCHQCH Ancient Guru Chicago Area - USA Icrontian
    edited January 2005
    Noon it is then.... I'll bring the ice water.
  • mmonninmmonnin Centreville, VA
    edited January 2005
    LOL. Hope to see you there.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited January 2005
    Okay people - time's running out! Get in on this golden opportunity to totally ridicule a site owner!

    Those of you who have already pledged, thank you! Please PM me with your messages, as SOME OF YOU HAVEN'T YET (eh hem... shorty)..... :eek3:
  • mmonninmmonnin Centreville, VA
    edited January 2005
    Hehe, I get the 'Honor' of writing whatever you guys want on this stomach.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited January 2005
    There is honor in the smallest acts, Marc.... :ninja:
  • Gate28Gate28 Orlando, Florida Icrontian
    edited July 2010
    Bump

    Pics or GTFO
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited July 2010
    There were tons of pics. Use your search skills :p
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA Icrontian
    edited July 2010
    five year necro.
  • AlexDeGruvenAlexDeGruven Wut? Meechigan Icrontian
    edited July 2010
    I think that's even better than my speed test one a while back. I think that was around 2-3 years.
  • _k_k P-Town, Texas Icrontian
    edited July 2010
    This is necro'd? I was about to give prime money to write on his belly.
  • RyderRyder Kalamazoo, Mi Icrontian
    edited July 2010
    I believe the Necro record stands at 6 years and a couple months.
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