The 2009 Expo Icrontic Red Carpet

primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' BoopinDetroit, MI Icrontian
edited June 2009 in Community
The cameras are set up. The carpet is rolled out. Everything is in order.

A shining limousine pulls up, the door opens, and a glittering shoe touches down on the red carpet as our first guest arrives.

Don't get between GNOME QUEEN and her goal. She'll cut a bitch.
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  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited January 2009
    Another car pulls up. Properly. Perfectly. A man steps out. He assesses the situation, and jots down four hundred words in a small journal. Carrying camera gear and a mean gaming rig, our friend SNARKASM approaches with a vengeance.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    Dust swirls. A tumbleweed rolls by. An eagle calls out.

    The sun is blinding; a shadow descends and squinting, you are able to make out the shape of a man wearing a cowboy hat.

    He saunters up, tilts his hat and says "Howdy".

    None other than Icrontic's resident cowboy, JARED has arrived.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    From the sunny wastes of Florida, bearing an Xbox controller and a Guitar Hero guitar comes one of the true Icrontic game gurus, CYCLONITE
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    Soup, /THRAX/
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    Maybe one day RYDEROCZ will be able to come to an Icrontic event and not be put to work being awesome.

    Nah, we won't let him
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    You've encountered a CB. Roll for initiative.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    California, it's where your GHOOSDUM lives!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    i wanted to write a long description about the arrival of this next guy but i decided that i would keep it short and sweet because giving too many details would make it hard to read and nobody appreciates a wall of text so i'll just make it as quick as possible and say that the arrival of this guy is a first time that he will be at a icrontic event but thats cool were looking forward to it because we've played alot of games with him but never seen him in real life so this will be cool for a first time visit from _K_
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    Not everyone is here for screwing around and fun; if it weren't for hardworking, responsible people like QCH2002, we wouldn't have as much of a good time, I promise. Make sure you hug Uncle Q next time you see him.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    The man with one of the most mispronounced names in the history of IC comes forth with loud noises, silly gestures, and an assurance that we will laugh heartily at his antics. PSEUDONYM has arrived.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    Since he's on a quest for games over 10 years old, I'm not entirely sure what he'll be playing at the Expo, but I'm sure he'll find something suitable. COLGERE has (finally!) arrived.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    He like, lives here. J, who loves to argue, will be here to mince words with anybody who cares to debate
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    After your first IC Expo experience, you're no longer a noob; you're one of a grizzled crew of veterans, war-torn, haggard. BINDLESTICK may look like a hobo, but that's only because he's been in the trenches.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    SHWAIP challenged me to pistols at dawn. He has sullied my honor.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    Lucky for us, DRASNOR is taking a break from compiling the latest kernel and building his own distro just to be with us!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    MYRMIDON HAS BLINDED US WITH SCIENCE.

    And also mad medic TF2 skills.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    Lucky for Myrmidon, his wife CANNONFODDER has decided to tag along.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    From the deep, dusty wastes of Oklahoma, where they don't even have any lakes, comes a guy who has known Buddy J's sister in the biblical sense; MERTESN has arrived.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    CRAZY JOE, How'd you get so crazzzyyy?
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    MAS0N, he was like a brother to me shit we all used ta slang blaze them trees playing drinking games and shit always inta big thangs and shit it was getting wicked and shit all we did was just kick it and shit...
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    Get the newbie... get the newbie... get the newbie...

    err. I mean, everybody welcome DOCFRAZIER to the madhouse. There's a few every year, and we always aim to make them feel welcome... right?

    ...right?

    ...guys?
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    A man at the forefront of Icrontic culture, and the founder of several important Icrontic memes, here comes TIBERIUSLAZARUS. Whutadick.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    The man visits so often and has slept here so many times that he could probably use my house as a tax writeoff. Needless to say, I speak of none other than the FATCAT
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
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    YOU ARE NOW CONNECTED AT 28.8KBPS

    WELCOME TO INTERNETZ, WINFREY.

    Ooops, this post probably blew your bandwidth cap. Oh well, come to ICHQ and download whatever you want while you're up here.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
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  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    He's that one—that one guy every year. The one who's been an Icrontian for so long that he remembers when Short-Media came about, but never showed up to an event, and now decides to get off his lazy butt and get up here and meet all the people he's been friends with for years.

    Yep, you guys finally get to meet PREACHER.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    Oh, and think about this; when Short-Media came about, Preacher's son REXXAR was just starting elementary school.

    How old does that make you feel?
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    A party turns into a ROWDY PARTY.

    A game turns into a HILARIOUS RIOT.

    Goin' out drinkin' turns into A BENDER.

    Must be because ANNES went with you.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    Watch your ceilings, your closets, your trees, your garage rafters; PRAG is like to scale any vertical surface in sight.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    Cherries. Rocket Fuel. Need I say more?

    DOGDRAGON is back.
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