The 2009 Expo Icrontic Red Carpet

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  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    På himmelen del, havene koke. Viking Invasjonen har begynt! Skål! Skål! JOKKE har ankommet! :jokke:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    It is a miracle! He may not know exactly how or when he's getting here, but like the wanderer and vagabond he is, he will always find a way. MIRACLEMAN has arrived!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    REVISION OF CONTRACT

    Renewal of contract dated April 11, 2008

    The AMENDMENT TO ACCEPTANCE OF PROPOSAL between SHORTMEDIA, LLC, A Michigan Limited Liability Corporation, (dba ICRONTIC) and GARGOYLE, an Individual citizen of the State of Ohio is set forth herein.

    The following AMENDMENT to ACCEPTANCE OF PROPOSAL regarding attendance to EXPO ICRONTIC 2009 hereby supersedes any and all Agreements, Amendments, Proposals or other Contractual Arrangements prior dated and set forth between the Parties.



    ARTICLE 1 - Acceptance

    On this date, the 7th of May 2009, it is hereby accepted by ShortMedia LLC, and its agents, that Gargoyle) has declared "I'm gonna" in regards to the original proposal of attendance of the event entitled "Expo Icrontic 2009" (hereby known as EPIC.)

    Purchase of ticket via Eventbrite ticket registration system shall be considered sufficient to reserve attendance to The Event by Gargoyle.

    ARTICLE 2 - Indemnification

    12. GARGOYLE agrees to indemnify and hold harmless ICRONTIC, and its subcontractors, from and against all claims, damages, expenses or liabilities to third parties resulting from ICRONTIC's use or distribution of information, representations, reports or data which has been approved in writing or furnished by GARGOYLE, to the extent that such material is used or distributed by ICRONTIC and such claim or loss is not due to ICRONTIC's gross negligence. ICRONTIC will be similarly indemnified by GARGOYLE against any claims made by third parties arising from claims unrelated to the services provided by ICRONTIC under this Agreement (e.g., frivolous or attached third-party suits.) GARGOYLE must be informed in advance of any claim before legal fees or other costs are incurred, and will have the option to provide a defense to the claim or approve the action that ICRONTIC proposes.

    ARTICLE 3 - Force Majeure

    13. Except for failure to perform the parties' respective obligations in accordance with Articles 1 and 2, in the event either party is delayed or prevented from performing this Agreement due to any cause beyond its reasonable control, including but not limited to, strike, labor or civil unrest or dispute, embargo, blockade, work stoppage, delay, protest or acts of God, Drunkness due to beers, Getting LUCKY with the Ladies, or rage induced by poor performance in TF2, such delay shall be excused during the continuance of such delay, and the period of performance shall be extended to such extent as may be reasonable to perform after the cause of delay has been removed. In the event any such delay continued for a period of more than thirty (30) days, either party may terminate any Work Authorization under which performance is delayed upon written notice to the other party. In the event of any such termination, GARGOYLE shall pay ICRONTIC for work performed through the effective date of termination.

    ARTICLE 4 - Restriction on Employment

    14. Throughout the term of this Agreement and for six (6) months after the expiration or termination of the last Event Attendance accepted by GARGOYLE pursuant to it, neither GARGOYLE nor ICRONTIC will, without the prior written consent of the other party, solicit for hire or retention as an independent contractor, a person who, as an employee of the other party, performed work under any Event pursuant to this Agreement. For the purposes of this provision, "solicit" shall not be deemed to include advertisement in newspapers or trade publications, or hiring prostitutes.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    Gather round, young ones. Papa Prime is about to spin a yarn.

    Was a time when this ol' site was somethin' we like to call a sausage fest. Oh sure, there was the occasional visit from the fairer sex, but they was few and far between. When groups o' men from the club got together, the room inevitably ended up smellin' o' testosterone and sweat. Oh sure, we had our fun, but there was always somethin' missin' from every gatherin'.

    Well, the years went on, as they do, and wouldn't ya know it, we started gettin lady friends visiting our events. Beautiful, strong, confident women, they graced us with their presence. They started visiting with regularity, and becoming part of the gang. What was once a boys' club became a sexy hangout for attractive members o' both sexes.

    So it should come as no surprise, then, that another sexy young woman has joined our ranks and will be visiting our fair Expo. Why, with the addition of FLUFF, we may even have enough pretty girls to make a "Ladies of Icrontic" calendar.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    This past year has brought many changes to the scene at Icrontic; lots of new people from various social circles like TF2, World of Warcraft, and Twitter have come by, grabbed a chair, and made this their new online home. The passion they bring to the table is refreshing and our entire community is made better and stronger for having them. What more can these people do? The last step, of course, is to attend a real-life Icrontic event, and that's exactly what CLIFF FORSTER just signed up to do.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    The many adventures of PIGFLIPPER provide endless entertainment, boundless joy, and lots of love from all of us at Icrontic; he's like our collective kid brother.

    Noogies!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    More fresh blood! The UPS and HOBO clan may call him noobikan; but we prefer to call him by his chosen name NEMIKAN.

    Welcome to the madhouse!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    If you've played Left 4 Dead or Team Fortress 2, you know her.

    If you've played Left 4 Dead or Team Fortress 2 AGAINST her, you've lost.

    If you've played Left 4 Dead or Team Fortress 2 WITH her, you've won.

    You know who I'm talking about. The queen of the Blutsauger, SNOWWHITECYANIDE
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    The original, one-and-only ROLLEGGROLL, this time with less TSA inspection, has arrived. NOW the party can get started
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    The dragon invasion continues: Up from the swamps comes the fire-breathing, bone-crunching REDDRAGON
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    The man who never sleeps; the sentinel that keeps the night watch on IRC; CAMBROSE (finally) rolls up to an IC event
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    Don't be intimidated by his knowledge of 3D terminology. Don't be awed at his towering height. Don't marvel at the cleanliness of his shoes. Just understand that when UPSLYNX shows up, it's gonna be good times.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    The best looking member of Clan UPS finally arrives, and makes the others look like chumps. Stand back; UPS KINGPIN is here.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    The sexiest man to ever put on a Batman costume designed for 5 year olds, and the guy who's gonna make this year's LAN gaming run smooth; we may even get to see him in a Speedo. Hier Kommt ][v][AGIC!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    Yet another first timer to an IC event (unless drinking with Prime, Lincoln, Thrax, and Ryder and going to Icrontic Co-Working and StartupWeekend with us and being in IRC trolling all the time count as IC events), everyone say hello to the hairy mofo WAX.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    Mega Man had Dr. Wily. Cloud had Sephiroth. Luke had Palpatine. John Connor had the Terminator. Simon Belmont had Dracula.

    I have PORTZEBIE.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    A spotlight turns on, flooding the dark room. A single microphone drops down from above. The announcer begins:

    "In dis cornahhh, we have the one, the only, the Bronx Phenom, the Hebrew Hammah, the man wit da plan, it's KWITKO, ladies and gentlemen.."
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2009
    Scooting in under the wire comes another recruit from the blasted lands of Clan UPS. Meet BANDRIK
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2009
    Oh yeah.

    SHARKYDART
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