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Re: 'Murican Football 2015
@Church4252 said:
Patriots hat, UM hoodie, flipping off the TV camera? Yup, kid is the worlds biggest dickhead sport fan.
Re: Stories from San Andreas - GTA 5 Online (PC, of course!)
GTAV through the eyes of a 4 y/o. Was derping around when Gigi walked up and started asking me about "my game".
In-game Digi throws an NPC out of a car
Gigi: Why he do that?
Digi: He wanted the car
G: That's not very nice
Driving
G: Does he know how to drive safely?
Later after parking a bus in a river, in-game Digi is running around
G: Does he always run?
D: No, but he gets there quicker if he does
G: If he wants a car, they better watch out. If they come that way he throws them out.
Two stars for stealing a car
G: Good job Daddy, You got Two Stars!
Gigi points to Star meter
G: See you need to get two more stars!
Started a skydiving mission
G: He might fall.
Jumps
G: Oh no! He Fell! Oh, he has a parachute.
After every skydive and race played solo
G: Did you win Daddy?
D: Yup.
G: Good Job!
Start a motorcycle mission showing a quad
G: You have an ATV? Ryder has an ATV!
Then it comes out
G: Can I play that game?
D: Nope. We'll find a game that is more age appropriate for you.
G: I like the dice game on mommy's phone.
Re: _K's krazy krash kourse of KATastrophe
STARWHAL(53 minutes): Yes the entire name needs to be upper case. A runner platform with ragdoll physics and pixie dust. The meat and potatoes of this game is local multiplayer, up to 4 players. Seeing as I am sitting here in my underwear on Thursday night instead of doing an A group ride due to the weather I cranked out what single player levels there were. Single player has two modes with three difficulty levels that can help you learn why these narwhals are little bitches about flipping their shit....GOD TINA! You have a gas button which, in theory, allows you to fly any direction the narwhal's horn points. The only other control is to point the horn. No matter what you do the narwhal's body will flip around and spin you funky and make your day horrible. Solo it is rage inducing while with 3 other friends it would be a great laugh because the competition will boil down to who messes up the least! Solid art style, you need a controller to play well, a rather polished friends oriented game(half a dozen multiplayer modes).
Games Completed: 93
Time: 4 weeks 67.90 hours
PS. Because Valve didn't think about the use cases for their new return policy I now have to idle this game to get all of the card drops.
_k
Re: _K's krazy krash kourse of KATastrophe
Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad(79 minutes): I unlocked everything so it is done. Gotta love that dad digital dong and a naked kid running around every where. Game modes are pretty simple with you basically pairing up with your dad and only your dad to shower before time runs out or you make to many mistakes. There are two locked levels that are kind of easter egg unlocks that are way different. One you have to avoid a ninja and his shower buddies while the other one is helping a dirty cop get cleaner than the mayor....and his buddy joins him in the tub. Cost a dollar and you can find yourself playing for about an hour. There are several things to do but half the time when something new happens you have no idea what is taking place the first time around so it basically teases you to play more.
Games Completed: 92
Time: 4 weeks 67.02 hours
PS. Because Valve didn't think about the use cases for their new return policy I now have to idle this game to get all of the card drops.
_k
Re: How to diagnose a dishwasher
It was the junction box, the people who installed it two years ago didn't properly screw down the positive power line inside the jbox and it got so overheated over the last two years that the contact became lost and the wire hardened. So...replaced the jbox, cut off the bad power cable, and screwed it in proper. Screwed some wood in to the floor so that the feet could be made even to avoid long term shakiness because the dishwasher wasn't evenly set. Oh, and moved the jbox to under the sink instead of behind the dishwasher where it is impossible to get at. WTF Lowes. Poor guys aren't really trained to install appliances much I don't think.