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YAY. I am not the only one who hated dishonored. Seriously fuck dat game.

Dishonored(8.4): wwwwaaaaaa Bethesda are you sure you can make a game. I remember when this game out and it was a big deal. Let a friend borrow my Dishonored shirt cause hers had vomit on it. Long story short I don't have that shirt and the person that was suppose to give it back to me still has it, that shirt was so darn comfy and free with my press pass that year UH I WANT IT BACK! That free comfy shirt was the best part of Dishonored. When the game first loaded I had to double check quality to make sure it was all the way up due to the models being such low quality. Infinite was launched 6 months after Dishonored. Infinite is fantastic with moving clothing and wonderful graphics while Dishonored has solid body clothing, characters that look like 40 year old farmers with unrealistic bodies, and what seems like could of been done on source engine. When I look at control panels and flat environmental surfaces and I have to remind myself this isn't HL2 and is in fact from 2012. This is a stealth game that seems oriented towards killing everyone so you are capable of doing all side quest and finding items, I went in thinking there was going to be the option for run and gunning.

There is a function in the game that results from your actions called chaos and even in levels where I killed no one I didn't have to it was still at a high level. I don't know; junk and stuff. The climbing function was really nice. If you thought you should be able to grab onto a ledge or use your magic to get there you could. There are several points where I simply climbed over everything to get through in a timely manner. Who the heck is the outsider? This is a character that is mentioned for important reasons but no one knows who is or what he really does. He just is there because they needed magic. The plot, story telling, and most of the characters are horrible. boo

Games Completed: 61
Time: 3 weeks 34.57 hours