Farnsworth has a twerking problem

LincLinc BardDetroit
edited September 2015 in Community

I had to get out of my chair and yell at Farnsworth today because he was twerking his ass so hard against the coffee table top that it was banging loudly as it moved. This is not his first coffee table twerk, but rather one in a series of escalating incidents.

In related news, we have a dog available for adoption. He is trained and ready for clubbing.

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  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX

    maybe he has worms and his butthole itches

  • LincLinc Bard Detroit

    It's the top of his lower back he's rubbing under the lip of the table, not a butt scoot.

    Also he's literally doing it again right this minute.

  • Fleas or seizures.

  • Mt_GoatMt_Goat Head Cheezy Knob Pflugerville with a "P"

    My vet told me that dogs do that (among other things) when they need to express their anal gland and can't get satisfaction otherwise. So, take that for what it's worth.

    PirateNinjaGarg
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX

    tl;dr: dig in.

  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI

    We checked for fleas. Nothing.

  • _k_k P-Town, Texas

    oni_dels
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth

    video or GTFO

  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX
    edited September 2015

    All the funny dancing dog videos on the internet turn out to be diseases causing rhythmic movement instead of pure K9 feeling the groove. If Farnsworth does not have a disease causing his dancing, then I hear his 15 minutes calling.

    -Digi

  • Mt_GoatMt_Goat Head Cheezy Knob Pflugerville with a "P"

    Just get him some of this and it will all be better.

    GargBuddyJ
  • LincLinc Bard Detroit

    Brian gave him a bath today to see if that would help. He went straight from the bathroom to the coffee table.

  • Mt_GoatMt_Goat Head Cheezy Knob Pflugerville with a "P"

    @Linc said:
    Brian gave him a bath today to see if that would help. He went straight from the bathroom to the coffee table.

    @Linc, see above. It is the real deal. I went through this before with a couple different dogs.

    BuddyJ
  • Agree sounds like anal gland. I would a vet visit for that, unless you want to get awkward friendly with your dog's pooper and make it secrete one of the nastiest smelling substances known to man.

    GargBuddyJ
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI

    I'll be taking him in on monday

    BuddyJ
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI

    This is the picture on the Glandex website

    mertesn_koni_delsGnomeQueen
  • From my understanding (and the fact that my family has had a few cocker spaniels over the years), anal gland issues are pretty common in that breed. They just always have that need for expression.

  • LincLinc Bard Detroit

    Welp. It's fleas.

    UPSLynx
  • WinfreyWinfrey waddafuh Missouri

    Fleez in the trap, Flee fleez in the trap.

    AnnesGnomeQueenPirateNinja
  • Mt_GoatMt_Goat Head Cheezy Knob Pflugerville with a "P"

    @Linc said:
    Welp. It's a boy!

    What, Farnswina is having a baby! :grin:

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