The NEW Red Carpet Celebrity Photoshoot

primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' BoopinDetroit, MI Icrontian
edited April 2004 in Gaming
This thread is going to highlight the celebrity attendees of the rescheduled ShortMedia 2004 LAN Event.
«1

Comments

  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    First up, we have the fearsome warrior DOGSOLDIER... and you'd best let him win or you might find your picture on the wrong end of his photoshop skills........ :eek3:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Well, the limo's in the shop, so here to greet you at the door is our concierge and host for the evening, PRIMESUSPECT. Mind the carpet, please watch your step, and make sure to tip your waiters and waitresses, folks, as they work hard and do a good job.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Also waiting to greet you at the door is the Black Knight himself, PSEUDONYM! Forget the lack of arms, or legs.. Somehow he will manage to defeat you in any game he chooses... Oh, and he is choosing the games, so you'd better be wary.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    And now a man who can probably beat you just by thinking, THRAX!

    You'll notice that he carries no keyboard or mouse with his rig, and that's of no concern, because his vast mental powers will be controlling the game at the code level, giving him a vast advantage over all of us un-evolved beings who still must rely on clumsy nerves and muscles. Bow down!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Now for a man who needs no introduction! Well, he needs a bit of introduction - if only to teach you how to pronounce his name: "The Smidge"

    That's right folks, one of our resident comedians, THESMJ was one of the mighty forces of team USA in the USA vs UK tournament that was held last year.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

    Most of you may not know him, but he holds the keys to the server that you all lovingly while away your hours on. When something goes wrong with the site, the man who is called is the dark, tragic, -TK.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Now comes a man who knows dark deep secrets about primesuspect. A man who has known primesuspect since the tender age of 3.

    A man who, if you turn your back, will ERASE YOUR SAVE GAMES and CHEAT BY ANY MEANS to get ahead.

    That man is the electronics genius, MICROMAN
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    From the hard streets of New York comes a man, nay, a legend. He is not only the parts manager for Team Short-Media, but he is a working class hero. He represents the little people, the blue collar joe sixpack, and the New Geek for a New Era. He is none other than our very own MR. KWITKO.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Now comes a long time supporter of our site and our folding team. When things for the SMx project were at their lowest point, he stepped up to the plate with a generous donation and restored icrontic10 to her former glory (and then some). So, maybe we should go easy on him and let him pretend to win a few :rarr:.. That's right, folks, it's MRBILL!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Next up comes the resident short-media party animal. He shakes it like a polaroid picture AND a salt shaker. MCBAIN has arrived :rockon:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    llookk outt! itt'ss the mmann with the allmostt unpronounceable handle. The famous MMONNIN has arrived!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    You'd better learn the following phrases en español pretty quick, since you'll be saying them a lot:

    "Please stop killing me!"
    "Damn you just pwned me again!"
    "Can I be on your team, PLEASE?"
    "How did you get so damned good?"
    "I suck!"

    Because the Puerto Rican Game Czar himself has arrived. That's right folks, VIRTUES OF EVIL is going to grace us with his presence! (we all still call him blackhawk though)
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Hot on the heels of our hard rocking resident drummer, comes our world famous electronic and digital media artist. Wielding the sword of artistry and the shield of beauty and truth, he descends upon the gathering hordes of geeks.

    And then he proceeds to fire up his mad gaming laptop and throws truth and beauty out the door as he mows down said hordes with his chaingun.

    he is the MONDI.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Arriving from the Distant Carolinas, comes our resident friendly southerner, CLUTCH!

    With the rumble of his custom 'stang, he fits right in to the scenery here in Detroit, Michigan. His car, sensing the homecoming, seems even more responsive and powerful. He has a smile on his face, but still stands ready to decimate anyone who stands before him.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    With Clutch arrives his friend EGOSHOWCASE

    Perhaps with his gaming skills he will give us the opportunity to show us why exactly his ego is so big as to deserve its own showcase..... :eek3:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat

    The "kill" part is what interests us this weekend, because the attendees may have to be on the bad end of TEST_TUBE_TONY's killing rage.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Location: Warren, MI 2004

    Er kommt in seinem panzer an. Die Luke öffnet sich.

    PANZERKW kommt an!

    Uhh, dude, you can't park that tank in the parking lot here....
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Everybody bust out the chessboards. Of course, you'll have to wait for Pseudonym and CBDROEGE to finish their game first, but perhaps you'll have a shot at a game with the masters themselves.

    You never know, maybe the chess skills will help him strategize your doom in the Onslaught mode of UT2K4....
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Clutch may have his mustang here, but it's a darned shame that the slant six master himself won't have any cars to look at while he's here. I guess GHOOSDUM will just have to pass his time blazing his way through the ranks in video games instead....
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    You don't know crazy. You have no idea about loco. You've never seen insane.

    All that will change once you've been on the business end of his link gun. You'll know the fury and madness of CRAZYJOE0813.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    If there are any games with wizards or other magic using types present at the LAN, everyone had best watch out. NORGE the almighty sorcerer has used his command of magic to twist fate so that he could come. Perhaps the poll was loaded by his twisted skills? :eek3:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2004
    Riding in from the great white north... Well, northern Michigan anyways, comes the dude on the dirtbike - MR_BOJINGLES

    Luckily, the dirtbike is easy to park.....
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2004
    Clippity clop

    Clippity clop

    The sound of hooves? Who could this be?

    Wait! There-- on the horizon!

    A white horse! And a Knight! QCH2002 has come to promote and be devote!

    watch for horse doodoo
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2004
    Representing tha WEST SIDE (of michigan, that is) is one of our resident gurus. His overclocking skillz may be 1337, but they are second to his gaming skills, so back off.

    LEISHI85 arrives!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2004
    When Mr. Kwitko arrived, nobody thought to look in the trunk.

    Suddenly, the trunk bursts open, and a wild orange-haired man pops out, screaming and yelling.

    Looks like they stuffed WUGGAROO in there for the trip :D
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2004
    Since our last wizard bailed on us, we have a new wizard to arrive in a hail of lightning bolts and fireballs. He may use his wizardly skills to get to the top of the rankings, so be on the watch for ][V][AGIC*

    *formerly known as cradsk8en in a past life :D
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2004
    Another man, on another horse... err. wait... it's not quite a horse... It's more of a ... pony.. or maybe a burro....

    Anyways, it appears that the mighty knight QCH2002 was riding in so fast that he left his squire behind. But ever persistant and dedicated, the squire trudged along and finally arrived. All hail OCOMIK. Perhaps his persistence and dedication will serve him well in the tourney...... :ninja:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2004
    Another squire arrives. This one comes with McBain.. But perhaps the squirely demeanor is just a ruse to prevent people from discovering his insane gaming skills.... :wtf:

    REVERB hath come!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2004
    You may or may not have known that I have a baby sister, but you'll find out soon enough... Especially as she proceeds to plow through the ranks and leave all the "boys" in the dust......

    MEWASHERE03 steps on to the carpet.....
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited April 2004
    Another incognito warrior arrives :ninja:

    This one has the mysterious name SHARKYDART and he comes with Ghoodsum & crew..... We shall see if his skills are as sharp as his name implies......
This discussion has been closed.