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iPod Used In Domestic Homicide
Sadly, Brad Pulaski, 27, who now joins Sir Isaac Newton on a very short list of people who found fame courtesy of a blow to the head from an Apple...
[blockquote]MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE (HLN) - A Memphis woman was arrested and charged with first-degree murder after she bludgeoned her boyfriend to death with an iPod.
Arleen Mathers, 23, was arrested Thursday morning after she called Memphis Police and said she had killed her boyfriend, according to a Sheriff’s Department report. When deputies arrived at Mathers’ apartment at 528 Poplar Avenue, Mathers led them to the body of her boyfriend, Brad Pulaski, 27.
Brad Pulaski had died of blunt trauma to the head after being repeatedly bludgeoned with an iPod, a popular MP3 player produced by Apple.[/blockquote]
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Police said no motive has been confirmed, although evidence suggested the murder was the result of a domestic dispute after Pulaski erased the contents of Mathers’ iPod.
According to law officers, Mathers was hysterical when police arrived and told them that she killed her boyfriend only after he accused her of illegally downloading music and erased about 2,000 of her MP3s. Mathers complained that it took 3 months to build her music collection.
An autopsy performed Friday afternoon at Methodist Hospital showed that Brad Pulaski had been beat multiple times in the face and chest by a blunt metal object, and died of internal bleeding, said Dr. Felix Klamut, deputy coroner.
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According to Apple’s website, the iPod is partially made of a hard metal plate that’s been praised for it’s resistance to regular wear and tear, like drops and coffee spills.
“It took him a while to die,” Dr. Klamut said. “She must have stabbed him 40 to 80 times with that iPod. His death was not instantaneous, that’s for sure” [/blockquote]
Linkage to this bizarre but sad news story [link=http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumormill/ipod_killing.html]here[/link]
[blockquote]MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE (HLN) - A Memphis woman was arrested and charged with first-degree murder after she bludgeoned her boyfriend to death with an iPod.
Arleen Mathers, 23, was arrested Thursday morning after she called Memphis Police and said she had killed her boyfriend, according to a Sheriff’s Department report. When deputies arrived at Mathers’ apartment at 528 Poplar Avenue, Mathers led them to the body of her boyfriend, Brad Pulaski, 27.
Brad Pulaski had died of blunt trauma to the head after being repeatedly bludgeoned with an iPod, a popular MP3 player produced by Apple.[/blockquote]
Uh oh...
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Police said no motive has been confirmed, although evidence suggested the murder was the result of a domestic dispute after Pulaski erased the contents of Mathers’ iPod.
According to law officers, Mathers was hysterical when police arrived and told them that she killed her boyfriend only after he accused her of illegally downloading music and erased about 2,000 of her MP3s. Mathers complained that it took 3 months to build her music collection.
An autopsy performed Friday afternoon at Methodist Hospital showed that Brad Pulaski had been beat multiple times in the face and chest by a blunt metal object, and died of internal bleeding, said Dr. Felix Klamut, deputy coroner.
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According to Apple’s website, the iPod is partially made of a hard metal plate that’s been praised for it’s resistance to regular wear and tear, like drops and coffee spills.
“It took him a while to die,” Dr. Klamut said. “She must have stabbed him 40 to 80 times with that iPod. His death was not instantaneous, that’s for sure” [/blockquote]
Linkage to this bizarre but sad news story [link=http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumormill/ipod_killing.html]here[/link]
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#1 she says it took her three months to build her collection, but you didn't mention how much it cost in CDs (Estimate around 1500-1700 bucks)?? Well then, they were stolen weren't they and he was right.
#2 Dear god, at least use a BAT!! Intelligence lacking here I see.
#3 Make sure she is removed from the gene pool, we don't need that moron bearing children and then raising them.
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D'oh!!! You are correct sir. I rescind my former comments, but if it ever happens, I'll save em for another posting.
//Bah.. busted.. oh well, amused me for an afternoon, was hoping for a few more rants & general commenting on it but.. :ukflag:
Now this is just to sick. Murder someone over music. Could she get the songs again from somewhere.
It's a prank news article, linked by me .. for friday humour
/me makes mental note to never trust shorty again.
this brings a whole new meaning the Death Metal
even tho it was a joke:)
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Maybe apple should add that as a punchline.
...but a $10 Radio Shack AM Radio works just as well. The batteries are cheaper, too. :thumbup