Just a Note of Thanks from jlr820

jlr820jlr820 Middletown Pa
edited August 2004 in Community
Folks,
regardless of the outcome of my problem with the dastardly Home Search Assistant i just wanted to say thanks for providing a great service.
Have been reading many of the posts even those not related to HSA.
Have used your suggestions to do major cleanup on the 3 laptops.
Have gotten quite an education over the last few days altho it still leaves me way short of being independent.

Was extremely busy the last two days as this weekend was the 5th Annual Bikini Waxoff Contest that we hold here in Old Reliance Frms in good old M=Town Pa home of 3 Mile Island Nuclear Power Plant ( our own China Syndrome circa 1978 ) and lots and lots of good people.

This years event was a great success. Added a couple of new categories Slather and Tape, Grip and Rip to the old standbys of Shick/Bic/Norelco, Tweezers and Scissors and the all time favorite Teeth.

The McDonigal twins garnered the most trophies winning 2 events outright and capturing runnerup in a 3rd.

last nites showstopper ( at least for the ladies in the stands, on the sidelines, perched on neighboring roofs, huddled on tree limbs ... seating was really very very ... very scarce ) was the bodacious and mesmerizing performance by a fellow from Dunkirk NY who just humbled all other contestants in the " Cast the Longest Shadow In Profile" contest discreetly performed behind an opague sheet with back ground lighting from a 12 million candlepower hand held 24 marine spotlight... we apologize to all contestants who suffered relatively minor burns from said lighting .. they are tender body parts you know biglaugha.gif

anyhewwwwwwwww .. we understand all those injured have found comfort, solace and TLC and expect to be fully recovered in time for next summers event.

This year we were able to reduce the number of arrests by 2/3s .. ambulance calls by half ... gendarme/police forays onto contest grounds were averaging 1 per hour which is well down from previous years ... we had ZERO .. yes ZERO babbling idiots/acting like an *******/look at me I'm crazy episodes during the Thong display ( special thanks to Jack Trotter for NOT taking viagra till AFTER the show this year .. extra special thanks to melinda Trotter for taking care of Jack before the show )
Had a 200 % increase in available changing rooms for the contestants this year ...I just hope we don't have anymore of those hidden cam videos floating around at the winter festival like we did last year
.. anyhewwwwww .. I'm busy ... you're busy .. so I'll keep it short
THANKS !!!!!!!!
caio/bon soir/abientot/buenos noches/lockenutch/so long/goodnight/catchyaontheflipside/
jimbobjuniorrootmeisterdude

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