SM LAN 2005 Confirmed Attendees (Red carpet #2) Thread

primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' BoopinDetroit, MI Icrontian
edited June 2005 in Gaming
This thread shall serve as the official list of who's confirmed, registered, and almost definitely attending LAN 05 :)
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  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    He didn't make it last year, so we don't know if his gaming skills are up to the task, but we'll soon be able to find out.

    Line up to take your shots against GENERAL KEEBLER, and get a few free points while you can! ;)
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    Of course PRIMESUSPECT will be there, even though it feels weird to announce my own presence :eek3:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    He will almost certainly be the youngest attendee, but he's no slouch in the "six year old" bracket for UT2K4. Meet MASTERBUILDER K
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    You may be surprised at how good he is, even though he's only seven years old. He's been practicing... a LOT. And, well, let's be honest, he lives with me. Introducing FRESHY P.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    He shakes, rattles, rolls, and is generally a wacky party animal. Oh, and he holds multiple degrees from the University of Michigan :eek3:

    Think "zaphod beeblebrox"....

    At any rate, you'll soon find out if you attend the lan, that MCBAIN is all that and a bag of chips.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    Speed racer? no.... even better. He's suave, good looking, well dressed, AND "faster than you"... Oh, and he's a hell of a gamer too....

    PSEUDONYM is in attendance.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    Oh, he'll be there alright. You didn't get to see him last year, but this year he'll be there with bells on.

    I'm talking about KWITKO...

    well, maybe not with bells, but you get the idea.... :wtf:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    Another one of the "Original Pancake House Crew" - MIRACLEMANS, the self-proclaimed "poop mastar" (w..t..f) will be there :cool:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    Chalk up another "wasn't there last year, wanted to be, but is definitely coming this year" kinda guy.

    Our official Team 93 cheerleader (no, he does NOT look good in a skirt), and Snuffie's favorite human, PROFDLP has announced his attendance!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    I hate typing his name, but luckily I'll only have to type it once. Another returning attendee, ][V][AGIC, has come!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    THRAX


    that is all.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    Political activist? Epileptic fit-causer? Rendering guru?

    Not the weekend of July 29th - that weekend, he will be nothing more than a gaming fool.

    NOMAD has wandered in.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    It has been said, in the fourth book of St. Lan, that:

    04:06 "And lo, he shall arrive by white horse. And the horse shall be bearing equipment with which to game. He shall be wearing white armor that so shineth as to be blinding. The Knight shall beareth many great things, and it is told that he Will unleash his Wrathe upon witless and hapless gamers."

    04:07 "And it is said: This Knight is called QCH2002"
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    Milk n' Cookies. Sweepie Weepie. Cuddles with Puppies. Flowers and Butterflies. Blankie.

    This describes all of the things you will NOT be thinking about as THESMJ chases you around some metallic hallways gunning you down at every corner with some weapon that has lots of sharp things and loud noises. He is frustrating like that. Trust me, I've played against him many times.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    he is the MONDI.

    and if you haven't met him yet, you owe it to yourself to come to this lan just for the opportunity.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    Coffee doesn't have enough caffeine.

    Coke doesn't have enough sugar.

    The only drink fit for a lan gamer is MOUNTAIN DEW
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    She just might be the author of one of the most popular threads on this entire site. Whether that's a good thing or not remains to be seen. Either way, you'll get your chance to discuss it with KITTIE when she arrives at the LAN.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    I'm not exactly sure if he comes from a test tube or not, but that will be a far thought from the more immediate things on your mind when you are playing against him at the LAN. Instead you'll be thinking things such as "why won't he stop killing me?" and "where is he hiding?" and "oh if I could just frag him one time..."

    TEST_TUBE_TONY has that effect on you...
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2005
    There is such a thing as girl gamers. Last year, we witnessed an epic battle as she faced off against champion sharkydart - sure, she may not have taken that one, but she made it that far...

    Watch your back... MEWASHERE03 is here.... again...
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2005
    Professor, strategist, chess player, gamer. Add them up, you get CBDROEGE. Any way you look at it, you end up with a formidable opponent.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2005
    He goes one better than shock trooper. Below the battlefield, below the trenches, you find the sewers... And there you find SEWERTROOPR... Is nowhere safe?
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2005
    His name might fool you, but trust me, when you are on the receiving end of his attack, you will not be asking, "gee, who's dumb?" because the answer will be you. GHOOSDUM has arrived.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2005
    Often lurking, rarely posting, we find ZANTHIAN - the secret fifth member of the underground network known as TEAM DURR... i mean TEAM NEXLIA.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2005
    If he can't win fairly, he may just rewire things so that you suddenly can't play. The mystery man with the electronics plan - the MacGuyver of short-media, MICROMAN has no rules, and he plays to win.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2005
    The poor guy - he's a friend of TheSMJ. For that alone, he deserves our pity. But not too much - he might just take advantage of your sympathy and ruin your day on the battlefield - RYTHOM has arrived.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2005
    The New England Mafia isn't too well known in these parts, but Detroit is going to get a taste of how real tough guys act when CAMMAN makes his appearance.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2005
    Deep within the hallowed halls of the ShortMedia corporate offices there are other tenants, and one of those tenants has a lowly corporate drone working for them. And this lowly corporate drone whiles away his hours working for the man.

    Which is why he is ready to unleash his fury via FPS gaming on your collective asses. Meet BENMEDIAG.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2005
    Possibly the best FPS player I've ever seen in person, and also man who carries with him a fondness for load-bearing members, one person you need to keep your eye on (especially in UT2K4) is none other than our very own short-media graphic designer, DOGSOLDIER.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2005
    And then Team Nexlia was complete. Master strategist and gunner for the gaming force known as TEAM NEXLIA, CRAZYJOE0813 completes the pentumvirate.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2005
    -TK, representing THE PINK TEAM, may provide quite a challenge to any other team who dares step on his territory.
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