Tinfoil Hats Attract Mind-Control Signals

SpinnerSpinner Birmingham, UK
edited November 2005 in Science & Tech
The government conspiracy to force radio signals into people's heads for the purposes of mind control is even worse than people had originally thought. New research shows that aluminium foil hats actually amplify some frequencies which are reserved for the government by the FCC.
The researchers speculate that the government is behind the rumour that tinfoil hats protect people from invasive radio signals in order to encourage their use and therefore to enhance the effectiveness of their radio control program.

We're no experts, but the researchers did admit to using Reynolds brand aluminum foil, rather than the classic tin foil, and we wonder if this could have skewed the results. We wonder also if a tinfoil propeller beanie might scatter the signals more effectively than a plain hat, and offer this humble suggestion for the benefit of the paranoiac community until further testing is complete.
Submitted by: Leonardo

Source: The Register

Comments

  • Splinter6Splinter6
    edited November 2005
    WOW :\ thats crazy. I dont belive a single word of it :D
  • edcentricedcentric near Milwaukee, Wisconsin Icrontian
    edited November 2005
    We knew that you would say that......
  • GobblesGobbles Ventura California
    edited November 2005
    Splinter6 wrote:
    WOW :\ thats crazy. I dont belive a single word of it :D

    Not only did we know, we put that thought in there. :wtf:
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited November 2005
    Would a tinfoil and/or aluminum hat help with satellite TV signals? I miss seeing the 'Skins every week, now that I've moved to Cleveland. :cool:
  • sfleurietsfleuriet Texas New
    edited November 2005
    that immediately reminded me of the movie Signs

    signspube.jpg
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited November 2005
    The world is at a perilous turning point in its humanized history; overrun by a vicious alien species, those brave souls who wish to stand up and fight should do so by affecting the appearance of a Hershey's Kiss chocolate candy.

    BRILLIANT!
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited November 2005
    You can be quite depressing at times, Thrax... :(

    Funny, though. :thumbsup:;D
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