America's Delicate Moral Fiber Delays Tomb Raider

ThraxThrax 🐌Austin, TX Icrontian
edited April 2006 in Gaming
The Inquirer says it best (As usual).
We all know that next to Saudi Arabia, America has a terrible fear of breasts, despite the fact that half of the population have got them and the other half would like a pair to play with. But to avoid a repeat of the Nipplegate crisis that gripped America, the game’s release has been delayed.

:rolleyes:

Comments

  • RWBRWB Icrontian
    edited April 2006
    Moral Fiber?! This is just stupid... not that I'd even buy the game, but still to delay for such idiocy is insane.
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited April 2006
    Precisely my thought, RWB.
  • GHoosdumGHoosdum Icrontian
    edited April 2006
    That quote is classic: "despite the fact that half of the population have got them and the other half would like a pair to play with" ;D
  • rapturerapture
    edited April 2006
    The reason its been delayed is they dont want another hot coffee on their hands. Its nothing to do with morality, its running the risk of having your game withdrawn and recertificated that has caused this delay.

    Rockstar can quite happily ride the wave of angry mothers and policitians but eidos are in enough financial trouble as it is.
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited April 2006
    The hot coffee incident has everything to do with morality.
  • Private_SnoballPrivate_Snoball Dover AFB, DE, USA
    edited April 2006
    If your an angry mother or politician don't read my post.

    I hope angry mothers don't find out about the mod that adds a mesh (that bethesda included) to the woman so you can see their boobies when not wearing a shirt, with nips and tan lines to boot!
  • rapturerapture
    edited April 2006
    The hot coffee incident has everything to do with morality.
    If you find (badly) computer generated soft-core porn immoral then you have issues.

    It had more to do with getting sued. Eidos can't afford for this game to fail, if it does they go out of business.
  • Buddha16Buddha16 Austin, Tx Member
    edited April 2006
    I thought they brought the cup size down a couple of notches plus cut her hair. What savages!!!!!
  • botheredbothered Manchester UK
    edited April 2006
    Well it's released over here guys. Started playing it yesterday.
  • airbornflghtairbornflght Houston, TX Icrontian
    edited April 2006
    they made her boobs smaller? what are they thinking? im not going to buy the game now.
  • shwaipshwaip bluffin' with my muffin Icrontian
    edited April 2006
    rapture-IC wrote:
    If you find (badly) computer generated soft-core porn immoral then you have issues.

    It had more to do with getting sued. Eidos can't afford for this game to fail, if it does they go out of business.


    Why do you think they were worried about getting sued? There are people who consider (badly) computer generated soft-core porn to be immoral, and these are the people who would be suing. (I'll bet that Thrax is not among them).
  • airbornflghtairbornflght Houston, TX Icrontian
    edited April 2006
    I think we should sue the people suing the studio for being ignorant blockheads:whatever: that need to quite tirading down the streets. Last time I checked, there was nothing illegal with boobies in a video game, after all, if they are looking at them, they must have the game which means that they must have bought the game. Now if some covert spy snuck in their house and put the game in their ps2 played all the way to that scene, put it on pause, and snuck out..then they might have a case..maybe.
  • shwaipshwaip bluffin' with my muffin Icrontian
    edited April 2006
    ignorant imbosols
    classic.
  • airbornflghtairbornflght Houston, TX Icrontian
    edited April 2006
    shwaip wrote:
    classic.

    i didnt feel like looking it up, now i look like the dip **** :Pwned:
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited April 2006
    So that makes you a LAZY ignorant imbecile. ;D

    I am just kidding you, buddy. :wave:

    Let's get back on topic: CGI b00bies. :p
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