Does the 7380 come in dual-channel and can the pipelines be unlocked. Is it SATA and GLorP capable? And why do ants like picnics so much? Crap, last time I was at a picnic there must have been a brazilian of them - and the food was lousy to begin with! There was this cute kid there drinking one of those goofy little juice box thingamajigs, I'm not sure if it was grape or cherry or what the hell it was. Anyway, the little brat spilled the daggone thing and the next thing you know it was like a bad 50s movie. Big ones, red ones, little ones, black ones, even a few of those really weird ones that are almost translucent. I set off a bug bomb, but the wind shifted and it blew towards these weightlifter-looking dudes who started to run towards us. I told the kids that they were on their own and beat feet like a tap dancer with a nervous tic. Naturally, the Plymouth was up to it's usual tricks and I barely got the crummy old rust-bucket moving in time to avoid being torn limb from limb. Next thing I know I'm doing 95 at the county line and here comes ol' Johnny Law after my ass. I gave him the Universal Signal Of Disapproval, did a quick 180, and wouldn't you know it but I ended up in the stinking lake. By this point in time the ants didn't seem so bad, but for me it was swim or nothing so I took off for the opposite shore. When I got there I found that a circus train had overturned and there were lions and tigers and elephants running around everywhere. I quickly climbed a tree only to discover a bunch of really obnoxious chimpanzees who were all dressed up in clothes like they were some sort of hairy midgets or something. I smacked a couple of them with a stick but they kept on coming after me. Things like that make me really wish I had one of your friggin' phones, 'cept I don't know who the hell I could call anyway 'cause I ain't talkin' to the old lady these days and my friend Bill is out of town. God, I need a drink right now - maybe I'd just call and order me a pizza and see if I could get the driver to stop off at the 7-11 and pick me up a case of Pabst on the way. Is the screen on that thing interlaced?
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