Nintendo sends out safety notice!

primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' BoopinDetroit, MI Icrontian
edited December 2006 in Gaming
I just got this in my mail ;D
Wii_safety_10.jpgWii_safety_11.jpg
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I guess the reports are true!

Comments

  • Sledgehammer70Sledgehammer70 California Icrontian
    edited December 2006
    Wait.. Isn’t the Wii remote suppose to invoke motion etc... "Excessive motion can cause you to let go of the remote" lol! That’s a funny one.
  • HawkHawk Fla Icrontian
    edited December 2006
    Hehehe,
    They advertise it on tv and elsewhere as a motion sensing remote.
    Then send out warnings to cover their legal aspect.
    Funny.
    But then again I'm sure there are those that are trying to sue for damage done by Flying Wii!
  • RWBRWB Icrontian
    edited December 2006
    If I let go of the Wiimote and broke something, the only person I can blame is myself for not having the supplied wrist piece on and having butter fingers.
  • CycloniteCyclonite Tampa, Florida Icrontian
    edited December 2006
    RWB wrote:
    If I let go of the Wiimote and broke something, the only person I can blame is myself for not having the supplied wrist piece on and having butter fingers.

    Unfortunately, most people blame everyone but themselves anymore. :mean:
  • CyrixInsteadCyrixInstead Stoke-on-Trent, England Icrontian
    edited December 2006
    Check this out then!

    Those crazy Japs and their crazy manuals!!

    This crazy Japanese Wii safety manual is pretty much indicative of Japanese people's general insanity. Our theory: a secret battle between Godzilla and several Gundams in the early 1980s bombarded the whole of Japan with cosmic G-rays, which allowed then-youths to grow up and draw these weird-ass manuals.

    "First, hitting your husband in the face with a Wiimote is not acceptable even if you're pregnant. Do not blame it on your hormones."

    wiiDSCF7149.jpg

    This is the best!

    "Do not remove the four leaf clover from your Wii. It is Nintendo's secret to motion sensing."

    wiiDSCF7160.jpg


    ~Cyrix
  • GargGarg Purveyor of Lincoln Nightmares Icrontian
    edited December 2006
    CyrixInstead wrote:
    Check this out then!

    Those crazy Japs and their crazy manuals!!

    Holy crap that's hilarious!

    wiiDSCF7168.jpg
    Do not lay out a Wii for homeless Japanese citizens.
    They should clean themselves up and get a job like an honorable salaryman.
  • Sledgehammer70Sledgehammer70 California Icrontian
    edited December 2006
    Did they say don't throw it away? OMG! Who in their right mind would throw a new console in the trash!

    Oh yeah those morons that run I smashed my PS3 & Xbox 360 sites!
  • TheSmJTheSmJ
    edited December 2006
    The sign says "burnable". I think they mean don't dispose of it by incineration.
  • leishi85leishi85 Grand Rapids, MI Icrontian
    edited December 2006
    i think that website is just for fun, don't think they translated what was actually said no the manual.
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited December 2006
    What's next? Do not insert in ear canal? :crazy:
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited December 2006
    The missing pages from the Japanese Manual ;D
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