WTTF: Cowbell
DoM-aL
Indiana
You heard me! 
That's right I want a musical cowbell.
Some of my friends told me they were going to start a band called 3 guys and a jew. I figured what could possibly make the band and / or band name better? Then the inspirational words of Will Ferrel came to mind, "MORE COWBELL!"
Feeling inspired and digging the amount of chicks I could get for being in a band I suddenly felt the need to join his band. I told him that we could rename it "3 guys, a jew, and maybe some cowbell". He loved the idea and here we are today. With my paypal account completely dry, I am forced to trade some sort of hardware in exchange for the cowbell (shipping costs).
So... i've got a few things you guys may be interested in.
AMD 2500 retail heatsink w/ fan modded to fit a 9x00 series video card.
Does not have holes for screws or any screws. The heatsink is rather scuffed up on the bottom so i would recommend lapping it before putting it onto any gpu. It took a lot of work with my weak ryobi dremel to cut this thing and scratches were inevitable.
32/64/128 mb pc100/pc133 memory
Not sure what brand or timings these chips are all i know is that I have a lot of sdram in my junk drawer and some poor souls on p2's, p3's, k6's, and thunderbirds might need a little more ram to increase performance in today's memory demanding operating systems.
Homemade Rounded IDE cables
Made by cutting thin lines in the cable vertically with a razor, then wrapping them up with electrical tape. Standard ATA100/133, ide, 3 head ribbons. Help allow airflow and improve flexibilty.
Retail AMD 1800+ Heatsink and Fan
Not modded. Exactly what amd ships with their retail processors. No scuffs or scratches.
Recent "Maxim" and "Stuff Magazine" Magazines
Name an issue, I'll tell you if I have it. Guarantee semen-free.
Trader beware: some of these magazines may cause a natural growth from the groin region. Doctors have isolated the problem to male hormones, but have yet to find a cure. "Read" magazines at your own risk.
American Pie 1 or American Pie 2 DVD's
Guaranteed to suck or your money back. Desiring another dimwitted insult from the stiffmeister? Look no further. If you have a pre-teen son, daughter, relative, or friend this would make the perfect gift. Trader beware: These movies have been shown to seriously decrease your understanding of what high school is really like and reduce sexual activity if taken seriously.
A Random Coaster
Is your usual "hey hotcakes what do you say we go back to my folding farm and reformat some hard drives" pick up line no longer working in the clubs, bars, or parties. Do you turn over in bed at night expecting a beautiful Carmel Electra-esque women to be lying beside you but instead there's simply a bottle of lotion and kleenexes. Well here's your solution. When used correctly this coaster can be the perfect conversation piece. Just trust me on this.
Al_Capown is not responsible if you still cannot pick up chicks. Results may vary.
NEED COWBELL!!! PLEASE TRADE ME COWBELL FOR ONE OF THE LUXURIOUS ITEMS LISTED ABOVE!!!
Instant messenging me at nv7223098 or emailing is the most effective way of contacting me. Heatware in sig.
That's right I want a musical cowbell.
Some of my friends told me they were going to start a band called 3 guys and a jew. I figured what could possibly make the band and / or band name better? Then the inspirational words of Will Ferrel came to mind, "MORE COWBELL!"
Feeling inspired and digging the amount of chicks I could get for being in a band I suddenly felt the need to join his band. I told him that we could rename it "3 guys, a jew, and maybe some cowbell". He loved the idea and here we are today. With my paypal account completely dry, I am forced to trade some sort of hardware in exchange for the cowbell (shipping costs).
So... i've got a few things you guys may be interested in.
AMD 2500 retail heatsink w/ fan modded to fit a 9x00 series video card.
Does not have holes for screws or any screws. The heatsink is rather scuffed up on the bottom so i would recommend lapping it before putting it onto any gpu. It took a lot of work with my weak ryobi dremel to cut this thing and scratches were inevitable.
32/64/128 mb pc100/pc133 memory
Not sure what brand or timings these chips are all i know is that I have a lot of sdram in my junk drawer and some poor souls on p2's, p3's, k6's, and thunderbirds might need a little more ram to increase performance in today's memory demanding operating systems.
Homemade Rounded IDE cables
Made by cutting thin lines in the cable vertically with a razor, then wrapping them up with electrical tape. Standard ATA100/133, ide, 3 head ribbons. Help allow airflow and improve flexibilty.
Retail AMD 1800+ Heatsink and Fan
Not modded. Exactly what amd ships with their retail processors. No scuffs or scratches.
Recent "Maxim" and "Stuff Magazine" Magazines
Name an issue, I'll tell you if I have it. Guarantee semen-free.
Trader beware: some of these magazines may cause a natural growth from the groin region. Doctors have isolated the problem to male hormones, but have yet to find a cure. "Read" magazines at your own risk.
American Pie 1 or American Pie 2 DVD's
Guaranteed to suck or your money back. Desiring another dimwitted insult from the stiffmeister? Look no further. If you have a pre-teen son, daughter, relative, or friend this would make the perfect gift. Trader beware: These movies have been shown to seriously decrease your understanding of what high school is really like and reduce sexual activity if taken seriously.
A Random Coaster
Is your usual "hey hotcakes what do you say we go back to my folding farm and reformat some hard drives" pick up line no longer working in the clubs, bars, or parties. Do you turn over in bed at night expecting a beautiful Carmel Electra-esque women to be lying beside you but instead there's simply a bottle of lotion and kleenexes. Well here's your solution. When used correctly this coaster can be the perfect conversation piece. Just trust me on this.
Al_Capown is not responsible if you still cannot pick up chicks. Results may vary.
NEED COWBELL!!! PLEASE TRADE ME COWBELL FOR ONE OF THE LUXURIOUS ITEMS LISTED ABOVE!!!
Instant messenging me at nv7223098 or emailing is the most effective way of contacting me. Heatware in sig.
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get a set for about £30