FS: one 1337 proc/medallion of folding power

mondimondi Icrontian
edited November 2003 in Trading Post
thats right folks, although it has served me well, and brought me good fortune.. sadly it is time to say goodbye :(

i offer you, the fine soldiers of ShortMedia, the chance to own the legendary 1337 PROC !!!!!! for the lowly price of $15 US (shipped even!!!)

everything you have heard is true, within minutes of receiving this proc, i got x-ray vision, started dating a supermodel, discovered life on other planets and figured out how to program my vcr, this thing is for real !!!

buyer agrees to sign/create certificate of authenticity.

i give you:

Comments

  • mondimondi Icrontian
    edited November 2003
    more !!!!!11eleventyone
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited November 2003
    Don't forget to tell them about the Certificate of Authentic Authenticity, the Original Manuscript of the Lore of the 1337 Processor, and whatever other crap has been thrown in there :D

    Mondi, that abso1337 pic is awesome... Top work!
  • GnomeWizarddGnomeWizardd Member 4 Life Akron, PA Icrontian
    edited November 2003
    I want it!
  • ketoketo Occupied. Or is it preoccupied? Icrontian
    edited November 2003
    Dibs if Gnome dont want it and if he does, G plz put me at teh top of teh listzor!! :)
  • mondimondi Icrontian
    edited November 2003
    Gnome is teh winnar !!!!!!


    however if i dont recieve PM confirmation soon ... i will let i go to the next bidder ... Gnome.... get thy ass in gear
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited November 2003
    But the buyer must remember the rule of the amulet..

    One can only use it's power for a short time before it must be passed on to another....

    .... or it's power will have a negative effect, eventually it will turn into a Pentium 4 Willamette :eek: until it passes to it's new owner ;)
  • CammanCamman NEW! England Icrontian
    edited November 2003
    Shorty had this to say
    , eventually it will turn into a Pentium 4 Willamette :eek: until it passes to it's new owner ;)

    Yikes, better keep that thing moving!!! :eek2::eek2:
  • GnomeWizarddGnomeWizardd Member 4 Life Akron, PA Icrontian
    edited November 2003
    sorry I still want it ! I was at work!
    sending pm now!
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited November 2003
    mondi had this to say
    ...everything you have heard is true, within minutes of receiving this proc, i got x-ray vision, started dating a supermodel, discovered life on other planets and figured out how to program my vcr, this thing is for real !!!
    Got any pics of the supermodel?

    prof hustles off to the babe thread, just in case...
  • drasnordrasnor Starship Operator Hawthorne, CA Icrontian
    edited November 2003
    meh. I actually have a machine that can boot the 1337 processor.

    -drasnor :fold:
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