I'm under attack by noobs...

Invisible-MuffinInvisible-Muffin Scotland
edited May 2008 in Gaming
The two people I'm conquering launched attacks from their capitals:
Nakky, noobier person, bigger pop in capital
http://speed.travian.co.uk/karte.php?d=206144&c=8f
hitting at 05:20:54 am GMT

and Iskra, person who has 14% loyalty in other village
http://speed.travian.co.uk/karte.php?d=181331&c=6d
hitting at 07:21:25 am GMT

i have 15,900 praetorians incoming to defend in time, just to crush everything.
i didn't even have to withdraw the troops made in Bakery Hotel, which is another 10k+

i predict laughable damage.

they sent them because Bakery Hotel's offensive troops are incoming to Iskra, so they know they're not at home.

no help needed, full 80k granary will be prepared, and enough troops to have 0 damage i think.
just letting you lot know in advance ;)

I intend to send them the battle report through http://travilog.org.ua/
just to add insult to crushing injury.
then i'll catapult their villages, to show i am their king :)
never mess with muffins...

Comments

  • SaracenSaracen At the puter !
    edited May 2008
    Invisible Muffin wrote:
    The two people I'm conquering launched attacks from their capitals:
    Nakky, noobier person, bigger pop in capital
    http://speed.travian.co.uk/karte.php?d=206144&c=8f
    hitting at 05:20:54 am GMT

    and Iskra, person who has 14% loyalty in other village
    http://speed.travian.co.uk/karte.php?d=181331&c=6d
    hitting at 07:21:25 am GMT

    i have 15,900 praetorians incoming to defend in time, just to crush everything.
    i didn't even have to withdraw the troops made in Bakery Hotel, which is another 10k+

    i predict laughable damage.

    they sent them because Bakery Hotel's offensive troops are incoming to Iskra, so they know they're not at home.

    no help needed, full 80k granary will be prepared, and enough troops to have 0 damage i think.
    just letting you lot know in advance ;)

    I intend to send them the battle report through http://travilog.org.ua/
    just to add insult to crushing injury.
    then i'll catapult their villages, to show i am their king :)
    never mess with muffins...

    By tomorrow morning I'll have about 160 catas sitting around at the outpost doing nothing, they may fancy another run out rather than sitting around getting woodworm.

    Shout if you want me to send them along :-)
  • BuddyJBuddyJ Dept. of Propaganda OKC Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    Can we attack the noobs too?
  • SillyVikingSillyViking
    edited May 2008
    Ha Ha you are under attack by half of Africa!! Who'd have thunk that Zimbabwe and Ethiopia would protect Ghana :-p

    I'd watch out if you get attacked by the north Africans like Egypt tho... MUCH bigger armies
  • TBonZTBonZ Ottawa, ON Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    When is the attack? I would like to add insult to injury.
  • MiddgeMiddge
    edited May 2008
    Hey if you guys have catas sitting around bored, I have someone you can attack and not feel guilty. Romanski69 attacked me a while back while tbonz had defensive troops in my base (bad luck on his part). When I warned him not to do that anymore because my alliance is very defensive, he responded "Bring it bitch". So if you wanna go throw fire at people, feel free to aim his way. :-D
  • QCHQCH Ancient Guru Chicago Area - USA Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    I see clouds of Clay pouring down from the heavens!!! ;D
  • MiddgeMiddge
    edited May 2008
    That jerk just scouted my oasis... If any of you want to lay the smack down now is a good time. :-D
  • Invisible-MuffinInvisible-Muffin Scotland
    edited May 2008
    Subject Zimbabwe attacks Bakery Hotel

    Subject Ethiopia attacks Bakery Hotel

    and in 12 minutes Cydonia will be hit by the village it's sending a conquering wave to.
    don't worry, 2000 elite praets are there.
    oh, creation lake (feeder village) is under attack by the weaker guy... 10 minutes
    i cleared his troops a short time ago, he's never had many.
    some elite troops sent to clear him

    By tomorrow morning I'll have about 160 catas sitting around at the outpost doing nothing, they may fancy another run out rather than sitting around getting woodworm.

    Shout if you want me to send them along :-)
    no thanks, i'm taking those villages and i don't want to be rebuiding them that much.
    i'm thinking of catapulting their capitals once my cata's are home, so they're pretty helpless
  • Invisible-MuffinInvisible-Muffin Scotland
    edited May 2008
    Subject Kenya attacks [3] Creation Lake

    Subject Ghana attacks [3] Cydonia
  • MedlockMedlock Miramar, Florida Member
    edited May 2008
    VERY nice defenses!
  • Invisible-MuffinInvisible-Muffin Scotland
    edited May 2008
    bear in mind the croppers i sent troops from have remained unattacked since i made them, and they were my second (9c) and third (15c) villages.
    if it wasn't for their tournament squares though, they wouldn't have gotten there on time
  • TBonZTBonZ Ottawa, ON Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    Idiots, haha!
  • Invisible-MuffinInvisible-Muffin Scotland
    edited May 2008
    lol, i conquered Ghana :p
    next, Kenya.

    but don't attack their capitals, it's too mean, and Nakky (Kenya owner) replied with a nice message to my messaging him/her with the battle report, so i'm just going to leave it at conquering.
  • TBonZTBonZ Ottawa, ON Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    Middge wrote:
    That jerk just scouted my oasis... If any of you want to lay the smack down now is a good time. :-D

    Hello, I didn't see this. Going to check him out..
  • MiddgeMiddge
    edited May 2008
    TBonZ wrote:
    Hello, I didn't see this. Going to check him out..

    Sweet. I would love to see this guy's town turn into a crater... The citizens of Surreal would certainly enjoy the new scenery it would provide. :-D
  • TBonZTBonZ Ottawa, ON Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    I'm just going to scout all his villages to let him know I'm there. Not sure if I'll send cata's as it's pretty far.
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