Compose a METAL HAIKU, win a Brütal Legend demo key
primesuspect
Beepin n' BoopinDetroit, MI Icrontian
primesuspect
Beepin n' BoopinDetroit, MI Icrontian
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Then Pamela Anderson
When you bang a drum
Mercury, plutonium,
tungsten, cadmium.
That, my friends, is a heavy metal haiku. Thank you, thank you.
I already told
My friend Brian that I would
Take an XBox key.
You seem a bit impatient
Breathe; Post your platform
Sorry- these dudes you won't see
Just Metal it be
My platform is none
no xbox, no playstation
Fail with my P.C.
from brutal legends of old
summon the Red Ring
If you want to win, please post
Ways to contact you
Heavy F*ing Metal is
Red Flames and Black Smoke
Some rock breaking necks
Others steady bobbin heads
All of them Metal
No prize for me please
I play just to rep IC
Metal Haiku Fun
-Bobby
GWARWARGURBLAGUH
EEYAGARAHGAHBLAHGOH
GIYAGAHGORAHG
*biddly biddly biddly beee*
In English:
All metal brutal
This is an outright falsehood
Sing about flowers
*biddly biddly biddly bee*
PS3 btw
Editorial Haiku
Good Job PrimeSuspect
-Bobby
Is my email not enough?
Do you use twitter?
@agius
Guests submit email to post
Talk to the coder
Plaintext address not so safe
My apologies
A cleverly designed ploy
Xbox 360
just like the ps3
is going to be legend
Ps3
snarkasm for the win, but
random doth this be
not metal enough
you say? pick of destiny
i do invoke thee
great contest! ps3
Don't have an XBox either
I can has win now?
I Got To Love All Of Them
Call Me The Doctor
I'll take one for the 360 please!
Ready the face melting solo
This will be Brütal
360 key please
can i haz 360 key
i iz face shredder
He did descend to command,
"Rock, or meet thy end!"
(I just wanted to play along)
Jonas Brothers Kiss My Ass
Metal Beats All Bitch
What rhymes with crucifixion
Live Brutal Legends
I'll be mailing them out shortly.
Congrats, and thanks for the awesome entries!
Your email address was rejected as non-existent. Please contact me asap by PM on Icrontic, or email brian att icrontic dott com
Hope it sorts things out
Shatters Bones And Spleen
Liquify The Damned
Shatters Bones And Spleen
Liquify The Damned
sryz i wants 360