The art of asking a woman out on a date

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  • BuddyJBuddyJ Dept. of Propaganda OKC
    edited December 2009
    Bagfoot once drank a bottle of whiskey just to see what was on the other side. Then he punched a nun for good luck.
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth
    edited December 2009
    Lincoln wrote:
    Then you are missing an entire section of the Icrontic universe.

    QFT
  • AnnesAnnes Tripped Up by Libidos and Hubris Alexandria, VA
    edited December 2009
    I want to meet this dude! Bring him to me!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI
    edited December 2009
    Bagfoot McKenzie only fights like a man. One time he kicked a puppy into a lion's den just so he could rescue the puppy.
  • SnarkasmSnarkasm Madison, WI
    edited December 2009
    Bagfoot's liver is stronger than Chuck Norris' beard, fists, and roundhouse-dealing legs and feet combined - and it has to be.
  • floppybootstompfloppybootstomp Greenwich
    edited December 2009
    poofie wrote:
    OMG THERES GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!?

    Apparently so.

    Frightening eh?

    Of course, one could always try that tried and tested line 'You up for a shag then darling?' but I should warn you folk that this approach often results in a trip to your local ER for a six hour wait and several stitches.

    Seriously, just be yourself. Either the chemistry's there or it isn't.
  • colacola part legend, part devil... all man Balls deep
    edited January 2010
    If we're going for Austin Powers lines, just ask her: "Do I make you randy baby?"
  • edited January 2010
    How about "Hey baby! my D*ck died! Can I bury it in your @$$?!"

    Never worked, never will.... but I'll keep yelling it.
  • edited January 2010
    It sounds ridiculous I know but what worked for me was playing the banjo. No kidding.
  • poofiepoofie Baltimore, MD
    edited January 2010
    banjos are awesome. but not nearly as awesome as accordions.
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    <3
  • edited January 2010
    poofie wrote:
    banjos are awesome. but not nearly as awesome as accordions.
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    <3

    Any "They Might be Giants" reference is proof of genuine geek cred. Color me impressed.
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